| Deep Thoughts by tamara shah |
| People who live in pink houses can never seem to find the pepto-bismol. There is much indigestion in pink houses. For me, just LOOKING at a pink house GIVES me indigestion. If you have never heard of Saved By the Bell, you either are not a Generatoin "X" -er, or your parents couldn't afford a televison. Come on, Everyone knows what a Zack Morris phone is. Men and women have absolutely nothing in common; except for that they have nothing in common. If you have googled your name, you either are bored, or you are looking for your alter ego my father says: "lifc sucks, then you die." I guess I had better enjoy my sucky life while it still lasts. my mother says: "hope for the best, be prepared for the worst." so which one is going to come first? The best, or the worst? because I need to know when to hope and when to begin preparing. Don't piss off your ride. Ask my husband, he knows first hand. Battle of the Sexes is just a card game. Dont turn it into a war. please. If you can't tolerate my bazzaar behavior, you don't have to talk to me. I never asked for you to like me anyways. but if you choose to tolerate me, I am only warnning you, you're in for a ride. Have you ever wondered what noises a giraffe, a hippo, a turtle, or a lemur make? I do all the time. I mean, what if you heard a strange noise from beyond, and you had no idea it was a turtle crying out for help?! or what if there was a hippo about to attack you from behind. you would have no idea it was a hippo if you heard it make a noise! okay, enough of that. So is his name Marshall Mathers, Slim Shady, or Eminem? I'm so confused. What about P. Diddy, Puff Daddy, Sean Combs? Can't they just make up their darn minds?! Sarah McLachlin, Tori Amos, Enya, Dido, Evenescence. No, they are not the same person. they each have their own songs, and they each have their own style, regardless of what my husband may say about them. I agreed with my husband yesterday; i agreed with him that we disagree a lot. I feel like starting a fad so that people can hate me for the fad i started 5 years down the road. Maury Povich: the next Jerry Springer Remember the Slap-0n bracelet? They were cool. and stupid. i hate whoever started that fad. |
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