Have You Seen This Woman?

She is wanted in several countries for her downright cheekiness to members of either sex, and her wonton affinity and love for animals.

Approach with caution - known to be fearless in defending helpless victims (usually not people, but stranger things have happened), and always loves a laugh!
With newly born niece... Circa 1998
Dangerous - her unpredictability and quickness of tongue have been known to get her in some hairy situations, which she always manages to survive...

Strong family bonds have led to many instances of going underground and assuming aliases, most common being "Me", "Myself" & "I".

Not weak of disposition, has been known to jump in at the deep end and get dirty in the process (again, usually relating to animals), regardless of how well she may be dressed...While assuming a relatively 'homeless' look, sightings have been made of this woman in good attire, though when caught in the act, she denies everything.

Known to experience the ocassional "blonde" day (despite being a brunette), she can be caught out doing the silliest, stupidest, and craziest things.  Has a tendency to talk about doing all the buzz things (defying her fears for the adrenalin) she has yet to do a lot of them, so may be found at any of the locations where death defying feats (well, not that drastic) can be completed.

It has also been alleged that this woman is sometimes prone to impulsive acts of indiscretion.  At the drop of the hat, she may do something totally unpredicatable that usually costs cash, and sometimes lots of it!  Most of these impulses usually turn out for the better, but the odd one, whether it be associations or material things (hence the reason she is wanted) have been known to fail.  Either way, the positive outlook on life seems to keep her happy with her choices.

If you know of this womans whereabouts, send a message to the site designer... but don't expect sirens blaring and flashing lights, the designer probably won't dob the fugitive in question in.  You know the story, thick as theives..

Meanwhile, keep reading to discover more about the fugitive in question...
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Rare footage of the fugitive preparing to make a break for it!