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This is a special chauncy news report being sent to only 2 of you. This is your co-chauncy typing. In last night's game of the Swingers vs. Purina the Swingers dominated the field once again with only 9 players. (Don't ask, I don't know, don't want to know.) The shooter Duane "knot at my back" Boeh was 1/3 of an inning late to the game due to an error in equipment. After the 1st inning of play the Swingers took the field in their usual fasion, one player short for no good reason. The Shooter takes the mound and begins his reign of domination. We go to the 4th inning, bases loaded, 1 out, ground ball hit to the left side for a tailor made 6-4-3 double play, Bobby "no hands" Townsend plays it perfectly, flips to the unknown faggot-ass-chauncy playing the two bag for 1 out, he turns to fire to first, wait, he pump fakes it. Looks to home where the runner from third was trying to score. The shooter stares him down with ice in his veins. As the 2 bagger winds up to fire it home the shooter hits the deck, turns his back and takes a knee to unexpectedly be DRILLED in the back from 20 feet with a screaming throw. The Shooter goes down. But to the dismay of Purina the Shooter gets up to give them 2 consecutive innings of goose eggs. In all the Swingers come away with a 10 run lead to end the game in 6. This has been a chauncy special report. This is your co-chauncy, signing off. |
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