THE MARK ZERO EXCLUSIVE CREATIONS
All of these stories were written by Peter W. Guerin for this site, though the author reserves the right to submit these works to other sites as he wishes. If you wish to have these stories posted on your site, contact the author at markzero@zdnetmail.com and ask!
DARIA: THE OAV'S
A timeline is now available showing how this series fits within the "Daria" continuity. Click on the version below that is best compatible with your system.
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"The Misery Senshi Neo-Zero Double Blitzkrieg Debacle":
In this "Daria"/"Sailor Moon" crossover, when Mizuno Ami leaves for her pre-med studies in Germany, she names Daria to fill in for her as Sailor Mercury. However, terrorist activities in Japan and Lawndale threaten the world order.
"Triumph of the 'Retart'":
In this "Daria" fan fic, a Special Education student arrives at Lawndale and decides to run for Student Government President. The reaction is swift and sudden, as Daira and her friends find out the ugly truth about bigorty and hatred toward those with mental disorders, and a dark secret from Daria's past is revealed.
"One Man's Trash. . .":
A "Daria"/"Sanford and Son" crossover. When thieves steal a guitar that was once owned by Kurt Cobain, they hock it at Fred Sanford's salvage shop. When Trent breaks his while at LA for an important gig, guess where he goes to buy a replacement?
"Sick, Sad Burbank":
In this "Daria"/"Animaniacs" crossover, Daria and Jane win a "Sick, Sad World" contest in which the grand prize is that they get to produce their own segment for the show. Little do they know that the segment in question involves interviewing that crankiest creature in the whole wide world, Slappy Squirrel!
"The Prepaid Phone Card Call of Tommy Sherman":
A "Daria"/"Real Ghostbusters" crossover. When the ghost of Lawndale High's lecherous football legend haunts the football field, Ms. Li calls in Peter, Egon and the others. Daria is at first skeptical about the whole affair, but then matters take a turn for the worse when she's possessed by the ghost. Features special guest appearances by the Sugarbakers Interior Decorating Service and President Clinton!
"The Dinner Date from Hell":
This classic "Daria" fan fic has just been revised. Sandi's family are invited to dinnner at the Morgendorffers, where it looks like the jig will be up for Quinn in regard to telling everyone at school that Daria's her cousin. Not only that, the eldest Lane sibling, Wind, arrives with his new wife! This revision is in Microsoft Word format. To view a plain text version of the story, click on the URL below:
http://www.oocities.org/televisioncity/network/4938/dardin.txt
"Dari-Boo":
Another "Daria"/"Animaniacs" crossover. Chicken-Boo disguises himself as Daria for a day and raises Hell. This is an experimental piece done in Microsoft Word format. If you cannot get this to load, just click on the URL below to read a plain text version of this story:
http://www.oocities.org/televisioncity/network/4938/dabootxt.txt
"Return of the Lawndale Militia":
The long-promised sequel to "Misery Senshi" is finally here! In this "Daria"/"Gunsmith Cats"/"Here is Greenwood" crossover, the Lawndale Militia is reorganized, and they're getting weapons from Shinobu Tezuka's yakusa sister! Rally Vincent, Minnie-May Hopkins and Bean Bandit go to Lawndale to investigate, and soon enough, Daria and Jane find themselves dragged into this. As with "Dari-Boo", this is in Micorsoft Word format. If you cannot load this version, click on the link below for a plain-text version of the story:
http://www.oocities.org/televisioncity/network/4938/return.txt
"Strange Reunions":
Penny Lane returns to Lawndale, and we find out why she's been out of the country for so long--she and two other members of the Lawndale Communist Party are wanted for a bank robbery that happened twenty years ago! Also, Brittany's biological mother pays a visit, and she has rather devestating news for her. Yet another experimental Microsoft Word story. For a text version, click on the URL below:
http://www.oocities.org/televisioncity/network/4938/dareuni.txt
"Stupid Sunday":
Super Bowl fever hits Lawndale, but Daria doesn't want a part of it. We see how the big game affects the Morgendorffers, the Griffins, the Landons, the Thompsons, the Taylors and everyone esle. Once again, this is an experimental Microsoft Word format document. If you wish to read a plain text version of this story, click on the URL below:
http://www.oocities.org/televisioncity/network/4938/stupid.txt
"No Nudes is Good Nudes":
Jane persudes Daria to pose nude for a painting she's doing for Trent's birthday; however, they both get more than they bargained for when Ms. DeFoe's so impressed with it she puts it on display at the local art museum, causing a local taxpayers' group to protest. Once again, this is an experimental Microsoft Word document. To see a plain text version of this story, click on the URL below:
http://www.oocities.org/televisioncity/network/4938/no_nudes.txt
Melissa Winters (w_lorraine@mailcity.com) has done a picture based on "No Nudes is Good Nudes".
Click here to see it!
"Karen Carpenter Blues":
Stacy goes bulimic in order to get thin for the upcoming Tri-Counties Fashion Clubs Showdown, with disasterous results. Features an appearance by Amy, with her new boyfriend, a rather famous cop (who's now retired). Part one of a two-part story arc that will conclude with "Outbitched". Once again, this is an experimental Microsoft Word document. If you prefer a plain text version, click on the URL below:
http://www.oocities.org/televisioncity/network/4938/karen_c.txt
"A Girl Like Me":
A "Daria" fan fiction poem where Daria and Jane see a girl (who's as smart and cynical as our heroine) being beaten up; Daria tries not to get involved, until a memory forces her to take action. Written in celebration of International Women's Month. This is another experimental Microsoft Word document. If you want to read a plain text version, click on the URL below:
http://www.oocities.org/televisioncity/network/4938/girl_me.txt
John Berry has done an illustration based on "A Girl Like Me".
Click here to see it.
"Outbitched"
Concluding the story arc begun in "Karen Carpenter Blues". Sandi is ousted as President of the Fashion Club and Candy Kaine is elected as the new President. A crazed Sandi takes her vengeance out on Daria--violently. Also, see how Jim Reed changed from the optimistic rookie from "Adam-12" to the cynic ex-cop he is now. Once again, this is an experimental Microsoft Word document. If you prefer a plain text version, click on the URL below:
http://www.oocities.org/televisioncity/network/4938/outbitch.txt
John Berry (berry@sugar-river.net) has made a drawing based on "Outbitched".
Click here to see it.
"My Stupid Date with Destiny":
A collaboration with C. E. Forman. In this "Daria"/"Beavis and Butt-Head" crossover, Daria relates to her friends how she first met Beavis and Butt-Head while she's recuperating from the injuries she suffered in "Outbitched". Also, Daria talks about the sexual assault she suffered at the hands of Todd.
"Booted!":
Starting the "second season" of the OAV's, Daria's boots are heisted from her gym locker. Who done it? You'll be surprised. Also, Sandi begins to pick up the pieces of her life, Molly (the girl Daria and Jane save from a beating in "A Girl Like Me") reveals a sinister secret, and questions about Candy Kaine's sexual preferences arise. This story is in Microsoft word format. To view a plain text version of it, click on the URL below:
http://www.oocities.org/televisioncity/network/4938/booted.txt
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