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    Season 5
    Send your reviews to szyslak@worldnet.att.net. Be sure to read the guidelines on the Main Reviews Page.

    Scores:
    5     Classic
    4     Excellent
    3     Good
    2     Fair
    1     Poor
    0     Very Poor


    Homer's Barbershop Quartet (9F21)
    Homer recalls his days as a Grammy-winning barbershop singer.
    My Score: 2.5
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Cape Feare (9F22)
    Sideshow Bob tries to kill Bart.
    My Score: 5
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Rosebud (1F01)
    Mr. Burns searches for his teddy bear.
    My Score: 4
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Homer Goes to College (1F02)
    ... and pulls a series of pranks on the dean.
    My Score: 2.5
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Marge on the Lam (1F03)
    Ruth Powers and Marge become outlaws.
    My Score: 4
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Treehouse of Horror IV (1F04)
    Homer sells his soul for a doughnut; Bart sees a gremlin hacking at the bus; Bart becomes a vampire.
    My Score:
    • The Devil and Homer Simpson: 5
    • Terror at 5 1/2 Feet: 4
    • Bart Simpson's "Dracula": 3.5
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Bart's Inner Child (1F05)
    The town follows Bart's "do what you feel" example.
    My Score: 3
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Boy Scoutz N The Hood (1F06)
    The Simpson and Flanders boys are lost at sea.
    My Score: 4
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    The Last Temptation of Homer (1F07)
    Homer meets his soul mate at work, and struggles to preserve his marriage.
    My Score: 4.5
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    $pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) (1F08)
    Springfield legalizes gambling, and Marge becomes addicted to the slot machines.
    My Score: 4
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Homer the Vigilante (1F09)
    Homer organizes a vigilante group to pursue a cat burglar.
    My Score: 4
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Homer and Apu (1F10)
    Apu lives with the Simpsons for a while.
    My Score: 3
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Bart Gets Famous (1F11)
    Bart enjoys a brief period in the limelight as the "I Didn't Do It" kid.
    My Score: 3.5
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy (1F12)
    Lisa protests against the sexist Malibu Stacy doll.
    My Score: 3.5
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Deep Space Homer (1F13)
    Homer goes to space.
    My Score: 2
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Homer Loves Flanders (1F14)
    Homer changes his attitude towards Flanders--for one episode.
    My Score: 3.5
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Bart Gets an Elephant (1F15)
    ... and it destroys Springfield.
    My Score: 2
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Burns' Heir (1F16)
    That's what Bart is until he misses his family.
    My Score: 3
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song (1F18)
    Principal Skinner is fired.
    My Score: 3.5
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    The Boy Who Knew Too Much (1F19)
    Bart knows Mayor Quimby's brother didn't attack a French waiter, but coming clean may get him into trouble for ditching school.
    My Score: 4
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Secrets of a Successful Marriage (1F20)
    Homer and Marge's marriage is almost unsuccessful after Homer spills the beans on their most intimate secrets.
    My Score: 3
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Lady Bouvier's Lover (1F21)
    Grampa Simpson and Mrs. Bouvier fall in love, to the chagrin of Mr. Burns.
    My Score: 3.5
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
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