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Season 5
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Scores:
5 Classic
4 Excellent
3 Good
2 Fair
1 Poor
0 Very Poor
Homer's Barbershop Quartet (9F21)
Homer recalls his days as a Grammy-winning barbershop singer.
My Score: 2.5
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Cape Feare (9F22)
Sideshow Bob tries to kill Bart.
My Score: 5
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Rosebud (1F01)
Mr. Burns searches for his teddy bear.
My Score: 4
Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
Homer Goes to College (1F02)
... and pulls a series of pranks on the dean.
My Score: 2.5
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Marge on the Lam (1F03)
Ruth Powers and Marge become outlaws.
My Score: 4
Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
Treehouse of Horror IV (1F04)
Homer sells his soul for a doughnut; Bart sees a gremlin hacking at the bus; Bart becomes a vampire.
My Score:
- The Devil and Homer Simpson: 5
- Terror at 5 1/2 Feet: 4
- Bart Simpson's "Dracula": 3.5
Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
Bart's Inner Child (1F05)
The town follows Bart's "do what you feel" example.
My Score: 3
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Boy Scoutz N The Hood (1F06)
The Simpson and Flanders boys are lost at sea.
My Score: 4
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The Last Temptation of Homer (1F07)
Homer meets his soul mate at work, and struggles to preserve his marriage.
My Score: 4.5
Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
$pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) (1F08)
Springfield legalizes gambling, and Marge becomes addicted to the slot machines.
My Score: 4
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Homer the Vigilante (1F09)
Homer organizes a vigilante group to pursue a cat burglar.
My Score: 4
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Homer and Apu (1F10)
Apu lives with the Simpsons for a while.
My Score: 3
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Bart Gets Famous (1F11)
Bart enjoys a brief period in the limelight as the "I Didn't Do It" kid.
My Score: 3.5
Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy (1F12)
Lisa protests against the sexist Malibu Stacy doll.
My Score: 3.5
Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
Deep Space Homer (1F13)
Homer goes to space.
My Score: 2
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Homer Loves Flanders (1F14)
Homer changes his attitude towards Flanders--for one episode.
My Score: 3.5
Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
Bart Gets an Elephant (1F15)
... and it destroys Springfield.
My Score: 2
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Burns' Heir (1F16)
That's what Bart is until he misses his family.
My Score: 3
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Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song (1F18)
Principal Skinner is fired.
My Score: 3.5
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The Boy Who Knew Too Much (1F19)
Bart knows Mayor Quimby's brother didn't attack a French waiter, but coming clean may get him into trouble for ditching school.
My Score: 4
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Secrets of a Successful Marriage (1F20)
Homer and Marge's marriage is almost unsuccessful after Homer spills the beans on their most intimate secrets.
My Score: 3
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Lady Bouvier's Lover (1F21)
Grampa Simpson and Mrs. Bouvier fall in love, to the chagrin of Mr. Burns.
My Score: 3.5
Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
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