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"Hello, this is Homer Simpson, a.k.a. Happy Dude. The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power."
Homer's telemarketing message, "Lisa's Date with Density"
"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty. And if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called ... "The bus that couldn't slow down.""
Homer, "The Springfield Files"
"For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle."
Mr. Sparkle, "In Marge We Trust"
Season 8 Send your reviews to szyslak@worldnet.att.net. Be sure to read the guidelines on the Main Reviews Page.
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3 Good
2 Fair
1 Poor
0 Very Poor
You Only Move Twice (3F23)
The family moves to Cypress Creek.
My Score: 2.5
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El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (3F24)
Homer hallucinates on Insanity Peppers.
My Score: 3
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The Springfield Files (3G01)
After drinking 10 beers, Homer thinks he sees an alien.
My Score: 3
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Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious (3G03)
Sherry Bobbins is the Simpsons' new British nanny.
My Score: 3
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Lisa's Date with Density (4F01)
Lisa has a crush on Nelson Muntz; Homer defrauds the town in a telemarketing scam.
My Score: 4
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Treehouse of Horror VII (4F02)
Bart discovers he has an "evil" twin brother; Lisa grows her own miniature universe; Kodos and Kang take over the 1996 Presidential election.
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- The Thing and I: 1
- The Genesis Tub: 3
- Citizen Kang: 2
The Homer They Fall (4F03)
Homer becomes a boxer.
My Score: 1.5
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A Milhouse Divided (4F04)
Milhouse's parents divorce.
My Score: 3
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Burns, Baby Burns (4F05)
Mr. Burns discovers he has a long-lost son.
My Score: 1.5
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Bart After Dark (4F06)
Bart works at a house of ill repute.
My Score: 3
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Hurricane Neddy (4F07)
Ned Flanders lashes out at the town after they do a very poor repair job on his home.
My Score: 3
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The Twisted World of Marge Simpson (4F08)
Homer hires the mob to boost Marge's pretzel business.
My Score: 1
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Grade School Confidential (4F09)
Skinner and Krabappel fall in love.
My Score: 3
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Mountain of Madness (4F10)
Homer and Mr. Burns are trapped in an avalanche together.
My Score: 1.5
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Homer's Phobia (4F11)
Homer fears a new family friend may "give Bart gay."
My Score: 3.5
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The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show (4F12)
I&S adds a new character, voiced by Homer.
My Score: 3
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My Sister, My Sitter (4F13)
Lisa babysits Bart.
My Score: 4
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The Brother From Another Series (4F14)
Sideshow Bob returns with his even more diabolical brother.
My Score: 2
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Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment (4F15)
Homer becomes a bootlegger after Springfield revives Prohibition.
My Score: 1.5
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The Canine Mutiny (4F16)
Bart's fake credit card buys the family a perfect new dog.
My Score: 2.5
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The Old Man and the Lisa (4F17)
Lisa helps Mr. Burns regain his riches.
My Score: 3
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In Marge We Trust (4F18)
Marge helps parishioners at church; Homer finds his face on a Japanese laundry detergent box.
My Score: 2.5
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Homer's Enemy (4F19)
Homer's industrious co-worker declares himself to be his enemy.
My Score: 2.5
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The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase (4F20)
A set of three fictional spinoffs.
My Score: 3.5
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The Secret War of Lisa Simpson (4F21)
Bart and Lisa enroll in a military school.
My Score: 2.5
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