Grrr! Monstro attack!
One day, son, all this will be yours. Apart from the Dark Corner. Never go into the Dark Corner....


...Dodeedoodeedoo. Html sure is complicated...
-"What happened to aesthetics?"- Welcome, one and all, to this placeholder site, craftily modified to become MINE. Yes indeed, how I laugh at my own cunning joke. But anyway.
First off, a page for DRAWINGS. With my glorious shiny mechanical pencil. And maybe pens, too. Hell, if you're lucky, you might get clour pencils, or gouache, even. D00d, this is exciting. Let's jam. Latest affronts to common decency (splurge of un-indexed images): 27/08/03
Hmm...Whoops! As a result of laziness and the malaise of cynicism, the creator has shifted his endeavours to an unpleasantly hued, but easier to maintain DeviantArt page. This should be considered a medium- to long-term hiatus for Monstro Attack!, until such time as James gains a profound degree of html-related insight. Stay tuned for futher developments. Alternatively, don't. It works both ways, I suppose. Ciao bella!


All images etc. intellectual property of James (that is, me) unless...they aren't, or something. All rights reserved, more or less. Home again, home again, jiggety-jig. Horray for Rafael, who made the terror possible, and makes it work when I can't. candied_brains@hotmail.com. Mail a Monstro!