Jeremiah Kanary

J-Motherfucking-D
Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.
Come on up to the house.



Capt. Beardenstein

Full Name: Jeremiah Kanary
Born: August 17th, 1977 in Toledo, OH
Resides: Toledo, OH
Musical Background: Has played guitar since 1st grade
Two Favorite Bands: Fred Schneider & The Spice Girls
Two Favorite Albums: Fables Of The Reconstruction by R.E.M. & Enya's Oranoko Flow
Two Favorite Songs: Rock Lobster by the B52's & Dr. Feelgood by Mötley Crüe
If I could date one woman: Rue McClanehan
Childhood Fantasy: Penny from Inspector Gadget
What I wanted to be when I grew up: A mailman
Idols: Mohamed, Pastor Pitts
Quote: "Jesus wept."


Noser
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