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What Flavour Are You? I taste of Death.I taste of Death.

Doesn't everyone want a taste of death? Well they should. Most people deserve death. Keep away from me unless you think you're better than that. I probably won't like you. What Flavour Are You?


Hey, don't be ashamed! Some of the world's most profound thinking has been done on the can.
If you were a room in a house, what room would you be?

Friend Bear
You are everyone's ideal friend because you are sincere and genuinely kind. Sometimes you worry about your friends' problems so much, you forget about your own responsibilities, which can get you into trouble. For you, it's the little things that really count. You also happen to be the main driver of the Cloud Car. No speeding!

The Spark's Insantity test
Slathering billycrickets! You are 38% insane! Partly holding it together, partly on the edge—you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. Most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. You're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. You like leafy meats. Do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys.

From TheSpark.com's Love Test
Hello, Romeo/Romea! You scored a...
76%
Love hurts, don't it? You're in pure love - the kind with sonnets and hovering cherubs and you ache like an old man's back for your crush. The superficial things that other people care about money, looks, body odor don't hold much water with you. You wouldn't care if your dreamboat were the Exxon Valdez, so don't be surprised if you ever fall in love with an oily barge. Respect the twinkie, but don't ignore its needs.

umm...I don't even know where to start. There are so many ways I could comment on this and I'm not even quite sure how to communicate what I think of this - here, imagine me shrieking hysterically with laughter and you'll pretty much know what I think of it.

Your Heartless Bitch Personality Test Results:
You are probably a man. Get a clue: What the hell are you taking this test for, anyway?

Am not. And I was bored.

The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz
The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz

Green

You are a very calm and contemplative person. Others are drawn to your peaceful, nurturing nature.
Find out your color at Stvlive.com!


Take the 100 Acre Personality Quiz!


I am a Fuzzy Slipper
Some will call you lazy, but in actuality, you're just a laid-back person that enjoys a little comfort. Wear those pink fuzzies with pride!
Take the What Kind of Shoe Are You? Quiz!


Take the What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be? Quiz

Are you Addicted to the Internet?
53%

Average@Internet-User.com (41% - 60%)
You seem to have a healthy balance in your life when it comes to the internet and life away from the computer. You know enough to do what you want online without looking like an idiot (most of the time). You even have your own Yahoo club or online journal! But you enjoy seeing your friends and going out to enjoy life away from your computer. The Are you Addicted to the Internet? Quiz at Stvlive.com!

Here's what the spark had to say when I took the Friend Test:

"Slightly atonal chords and mildly distracting lights! You are
67%
rock-solid friend.

Are you a Virgo? I'm not surprised. You're a good friend at times, but other times you're harder to count on than an abacus coated with finger-repellent. And made of razor blades. You're the type of friend that when somebody asks you to hang out with them, you say you want to hang out but then you never actually specify a time, so that you don't actually have to hang out with that person. But you're generally trustworthy and sensitive to others' needs, like a warm elephant on a cold morning. You'll never be the Maid of Honor at a wedding, but you'll also never be the Maid of Dishonor. Don't be shy about using phlegm or bile to show your friends you care about them."

ummm....ok....sure....and I'm an Aries, not a Virgo.

Bored? Need entertainment? Wanna arm wrestle? Arm Wrestle Freud

"Here is the result of your Weirdness Purity Test.
Highly ‘Out There’ - But at least you can walk among us (if you’re careful)."


What kind of drunk are you?
what's your battle cry?
I am a fridge!
what kitchen utensil are YOU?

If I was an Invader Zim Character, I'd be:
Click to see what Invader Zim Character you could be!
Take the Invader Zim personality test

I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom Doom! Doom doom doom! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom! Doom doom doom! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom! Doom! Doom! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom! Doom doom doom doom doom doom! Doom doom doom doom! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom! Doom doom doom! The end! Oh wha's that?
Take the Invader Zim quiz!

Which Classic Book Are You?
Book: William Shakespeare's Hamlet.
Synopsis: Hamlet is an atmosperic story of internalization - of feelings (guilt, love, hatred), of people, thoughts, and actions. Marked by indecision and a strong sense of self-pity and self-consciousness, Hamlet makes the slow transition from fear to determination in his quest to avenge his father's death. Oedipal complex, supernatural powers, royal incest, revenge - these are all explored in the play. Several famous questions are posed and thoughts explored - of existence, suicide, meaning, value. Hamlet is just packed with philosophy, psychology, and humanity. A must-read in which you will find many of the most famous soliloquies in all of Shakespeare.
Excerpt: To be, or not to be,--that is the question:--Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?--To die,--to sleep,--no more; and by a sleep to say we end the heartache, and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to,--'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd.
Amazon: Hamlet
Which Classic Book Are You?

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