d-UH? (The dis-Order of Urban Hermits?)

Founded          by Greybeard the Pensive :), KSC, d-UH?, MM

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Welcome        to d-UH? !

This site was last          revamped: 01 January, 2004 IC.

Greetings                and welcome! to the dis-Order of Urban Hermits? of Greybeard the                Pensive :), KSC, d-UH?, MM.

This                is a site dedicated to the goddess Eris, Holy Mother of Chaos, Confusion,                Discord and Bird Crap on the Hood of Your Car.

If                you aren't familiar with Eris Discordia, trust me, She has been                overly familiar with you. She has been screwing with your head for                your entire life and has loved every minute of it. Just because                you don't know about a Goddess and/or God (or don't believe in Them)                doesn't mean that They can't take an active role in your life. (This                is the advantage that Pantheists have over Fundamentalists; they                know who to thank or to blame for their blessings and problems.)

Our              Flounder, age 21

To          find out who Eris is and why She keeps losing your car keys all the time,          I suggest that you rush right out and purchase a copy of Principia          Discordia by Malaclypse the Younger to illuminate the darkness within          which you dwell. (No, I don't get a cut of the profits! But I'm working          on it . . . .) (Good luck finding it — it is in none of the          better bookstores near you.) (The Principia is especially illuminating          if you douse it with lighter fluid and light it with a match. Kids! Don't          try this at home!) (Spiritual transcendence for only $9.95. Wotadeal!          You don't even have to read it! Just slip it under your pillow, sleep          on it for five nights and you will find Sartori. (This is similar to Satori          but your clothes never have that weird bagginess drooping off your butt.)          (And when you do find Sartori, remind him that he owes me fifty bucks.)          )

Words          of Wisdom from a non-Prophet:

For,          behold, I sayeth unto thee, it is better to light a candle and knock it          over while you're rooting around at the back of the bottom shelf of the          refrigerator looking for that jar of Cheez-Whiz© during a power-black-out          and burn down your neighborhood than to dwell in darkness.

Mrs. O'Leary's cow did — ask her.

Gobble!          Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!

Contact me                at:

<tgreybeard@yahoo.com>

Photo of Greybeard:          ©Corbis This page was created        on the 3rd of Bureaucracy, 3167. It was last revamped — 6th of Discord,        3168.        (Infidel translation: This page was created August 10, 2001. It was last        revamped — January 01, 2004.)