Da home page where things are a bit yummy when its in your tummy

How to use the "Scrolly Box" in three

easy steps.

1. Drag your pointer to "down" if you want to go down (up if you want to go up)
2. Read as fast as you can
3. Be amazed at the Scrolly Box ( I sure was) because it's alien technology.

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I know there are MAJOR grammatical errors in these pages and a lot of these things dont make sense. Tell me and I'll fix it. Its not content that im looking for nor is it quality...its a web page

3/30/02
5F. PRAY....I heard someome said. And i didnt cause if i did i would be darned to good things. ofcourse I found out the hard way. Well one thing for sure, either i kill my teacher with wet noodle or bribe her with a crisp two dollar bill. either way. Questions Answer1, Answer2, Answer3, Answer4

12:33 AM 4/6/2002
Final News IV --The Movie! K. After much though, I plan to leave this site for a hiatus and come back from the future and through the intergalatic time warp made by a monkey that looks like Guy (The guy from time Machine). Last Updates before I go. 1) Musak instead of a Yu Yu H. Theme is in for the home. 2) did mention the menu bar up top. 3) Theres the "Click here" button that helps the poor fools who dont know how to get out (Id like to thank kelvin for the Javascript and Jerm for keeping their nerd page). 4) Desktoy (Desktop modifier) Stuff to make your computer a friend (bon is doing this)...Check out the babes i posted to make the section look a little nicer. 5) Finally i re-registered www.whiteeyes.cjb.net my original page thingy to connect to this one for conveneince USE IT

I learned a lot from making this site but its time to get back to school. Hopefully I'll be able to join the elite ...aka teamkat...who are linked above on my menu bar.

Today's date: April 8, 2002
It just dawned on me of how much crap I'm in.

Registered - Spring Quarter 2002
SUBJ CRSE   DAYS  TIME            BLDG ROOM   INSTRUCTOR  UNITS 
---- ----- ----- --------------- ---- ------- ------------ ----- 
ECE  114    MW    12:00PM-01:15PM 9    133    Remer           3  
ECE  164L   W     06:00PM-08:50PM 17   2670   Rotunni         1 
MAT  114    TR    05:00PM-06:50PM 8    156    Vaughn          4  
PHY  131    TR    07:00PM-08:15PM 8    241    Bevli           3  
PHY  131L   M     06:00PM-08:50PM 3    203    Bevli           1  
PLS  201    MW    04:00PM-05:50PM 5    138    Obazuaye        4  
PSY  201    MW    02:00PM-03:50PM 66   202    Nemiro          4

12:33 AM 4/6/2002
I hate Cal Poly. Although so far I'v gotten my 16 standard units the process is stupid. Register by phone my ass! They have one phone line for the whole school. Crime is bad here and The books are expensive and friggin heavy (but that's ok cause i found several uses for them; you can sit on them, read time, and kill someone with them). I heard that some held up a guy on the cal poly parking lot. Go ahead try to point a gun at me; I'll cut you up with the syllabus i carry, beat the crap out of you with my calc book, bludgeon you with my C++ book, smack you with the cheap (but expensive) government book and shove my physics book through your...um.. nose.

3/30/02
Amazing things happen on Easter. Jesus lives! Buddaism dies! and My website gets a simple make over with this Scolly Box, The images now load randomly; that means that the kid with the awsome tshirt must compete with alians, neo and kittens. So dont refrain from those awwws and ohhhhs, no ones looking. And if you like moan like briteny, go ahead...cause gosh darn it ....its that good.

3/18/02
The first sets of finals are under way; thats why i couldnt add to my site. Monday was judgement day. Wendsday is going to be free and easy. Friday wraps things up like a taco ready to burst when next semester comes around. Fonts are up and so are babe#2. Also my pics are up in the cronies section.

3/3/02
I Got a Hair Cut! And I shaved...For who? I dont know but im looking sharp as a _______ (fill in the blank....pimp, knife,whistle, pencil). My dad who has triple vision after his eye surgery decided i had too much hair...(i guess triple vision does that to you) He took a blender, stuffed my head in it and wala! less hair and ....The News Page is Up. And all the old news is transfered there.

3/4/02
I has this strange incident today. Some girl (pretty i might add)...which I will leave nameless (cause i don't know her name) walked up to me and started a conversation while i was waiting for a friend in another class. Asked me my major, told me her major ...talked about movies and how nice it is to relax today with a few movies. Because I am an idiot, I had no idea what she was saying or implying...(i had my mind on the dirty images of the English essay i had to write) I just walked away. Anyhow, its occasions like these proves that most women find me irresistible. Or is it the shampoo im using?..... I fixed cronies section..and improved things that only superman could see

3/9/02
Finals and I wore a hole in my lucky socks. We are in troublesome times here. Plan for a Funk Page soon. I'd like to for all those people who have been critics to my site. For thoes who have not sent an email or their pictures may you find yourself roting in heaven.