She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.
Q: "May I have the directions to your heart?"
A: "Yes,you make a left at 'Hell No' Ave. and leep going straight 'til you get to 'F.U.' Blvd.
He: Your body is like a temple...
She: Sorry, there are no services today.
He: Can I put my beef in your taco?
She: No sorry...I'm a vegitarian.
He: Do you wanna dance?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!
He: I'd die happy if I saw you naked.
She: I'd die laughing if I saw you naked!
He: Hey baby, do you wanna go to my place and hang out (wink wink)
She: No, I'm going to my boyfriend's to hang out! (wink wink)
He: The name's Bond, James Bond.
She: The idea's lost, get lost!
Q: Does beauty run in your family?
A: It obviously doesn't in yours!
Q: What's your name sexy?
A: Taken!
Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
He: Haven't we met before?
She: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
He: So wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: It's in the phone book too!
He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
Q: What sign were you born under?
A: No Parking.
He: So how do you like your eggs in the morning?
She: Unfertilized!
Q: What are you looking at?
A: Oh. I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.
In reply to No, thank you: Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you!
He: I'd really like to get into your pants.
She: No thanks. There's already one a-hole in there!