A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
He: So, baby, your place or mine?
She: Both. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine!
He:Your legs go clear up to your ass.
She: Most peoples do!
Q: Can I buy you a drink?
A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
He: I know how to please a woman.
She: Then please leave me alone.
He:I want to give myself to you.
She: Sorry, I don`t accept cheap gifts.
"Haven`t I seen you some place before?"
Response: "Yeah, that`s why I don`t go there anymore."
"You look like a dream."
Response: "Go back to sleep."
"I can tell that you want me."
Response: "Yes, I want you to leave."
"Hey, baby, what`s your sign?"
Response: "Do not enter...or stop."
He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Q: Is this seat empty?
A: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
"I can see forever in your eyes."
Response: "But all I can see is never in yours."
"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
Response: "No I think your excess weight is taking all the air!"
"If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
Response: "That is if you could, but unfortunately you can't!"
"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
Response: "Thanks! Hey I saw your name next to filthy."