My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Hey , I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh nevermind, it's just a sparkle.
Baby... wanna come for a ride?
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
Save water, shower with a friend!
You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy.
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for
wings?
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.
Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.
I love every bone in your body, especially mine!
Hey, is your name Gillette??? 'Cuz I think your the best a man can get.
If I were Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought.
If you'll be my DairyQueen, I'll be your BurgerKing...You treat me right, and you can have it your way!
What do you say we add my last name to your checking account?!
All I need is a little piece and quiet. So give me a piece and I'll be quiet!