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| I'm not feeling myself tonight, can I feel you? Used when you have successfully tried to call a girl over by using the single finger "come over here" gesture. "Wow...I made you come with one finger... imagine what I could do with 2!" My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. Do you wash your clothes in windex? Cuz I can see myself in your pants! If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd love to tap that ass! Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew... Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me! Do you know what'd look good on you?? Me. Here's a quarter...Call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight! I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast! Picture this: you, me, bubble bath, and a bottle of champagne! So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you! Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that. Look at the tag on her shirt and say: "I wanted to see if you were really made in heaven." | |||||||||||||||||||||
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