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The Kevin Page
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Kevin Sorbo is the acclaimed actor to star in major T.V. productions like Hercules: the Legendary Journeys, and the new Andromida, and probably some more but I don't care that much. Now as I was saying I am the biggest and best Kevin Sorbo fan in the whole world! This page's job is to inform you of things you need to know before you even think of calling yourself a Sorbo Lover. Like one, Kevin was born and raised in a trailer park called Sparta Wisconsin. Yes he was the only Hercules in a big 'I’m gunna do my sister' town. You may find information that Kevin was born some place in Minnesota, but this is false. Read on and fill yourself until you fail the Sorbriety test and have to Sorber up again!
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Kevin has always been known for his super hero antics and suave styles, but it’s getting to the point where he is just too well known and it is hard for him to do his job. The Sorb must now resort to clever disguises to thwart off the common folk and go about his daily life. I have ventured out and have found Kevin in his daily routine and have taken pictures so that they every day ‘Joe’ can spot a Sorbo out of the crowd. THESE ARE NOT FAKE! Just let me tell you that right off the bat, I have done hard work to take these shots and no ‘photo editing’ was done to alter them.
As you can see here Kevin is working for a newspaper company as a journalist, who knew Kevin could be so sneaky? No one would know if I had given him away!
I shot this clever photo of Kevin while he was out side the local Pump and Munch. I walked by him outside and noticed something was just not right, it was his tie. Most people usually wear a brown tie with that sort of European suit but I noticed he was wearing black. I shouted KEVIN!! And instantly he was up in arms pummeling my useless corpse until I was able to bleed out of my eyes. Yes I think I won the fight that day!

 

Check out the one on one mach of Herc. VS. the Terminator! This battle of epic proportions was done on the very streets of Sparta Wisconsin, Hercs home trailer, Town

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