08/20/07 - contact data

I just wanted to inform anyone who uses this site to keep in touch with me (wich is unfortunately more or less the only function it fulfills at the moment...) that I don't check the guestbook regularly anymore. However I just updated the "contacts" page with links to my MySpace and weblog, so you know where to find me. Those accounts are checked on a daily-rather-than-weekly bases.

I have to inform you that there will be no major updates before the X-Mas holidays, though I might make an exception for festival pix. It's a shame I've been so busy with my other projects, there's a whole flood of concert pictures 2001-2007 waiting to be uploaded. But as the index pages for those pictures were designed to work within a frameset only, they won't be up until I launch EIY 2.0.

Hell, I'm pretty convinced that nobody is reading this anyway (at least nobody who cares about when those bloody pictures will be online) so I guess I'd rather drop it and go to bed.

Infernal hails, spooky greetings, bloody kisses and all the other stupid shit

- J* // the Webmistress of ultimate Doom ... Evil ... Whatever

01/31/07 - a happy birthday update for Kjella because she's not answering her phone

Heeeeeeey, congrats Mrs. Warman, you've done it! You survived the endless years of please-Jesse-can-you-buy-us-some-beer and put-the-bottle-away-the-cops-are-driving-past! You are now officially allowed to live like... or let's just say to live ;) So I hope you're having a blast tonight and finally seeing all the nice Asheville pubs from the inside? It'a a shame I can't be there with you. I actually wanted to just come over and surprise you, but unfortunately I've got my end-of-term examinations next week, so there was no way I could get away from university :( Anyway, I do hope you can catch up and drink all the alcohol you've unfairly been denied over the last 3 1/2 years... maybe not tonight, but some time :D. These are my wishes for you:
I hope the Drive-Thru Crew will send you hate for five hundred dollars.
I hope someone gives you the boots of kickin' ass, so you can always win at Munchkin.
I hope Frodo, Gandalf, Aragorn, Gollum and Tom Bombadil come to your party.
I hope your boss understands that you need a pay rise so you can buy lots of alcohol.
I hope Minkka learns how to carry dirty plates into the kitchen, so she can tidy up after the hobbitses!
I hope you can close all the gates in time so you won't be eaten by Cthulu :D
I hope you get the opportunity to drive through the town with your window down and listen to In Your Face LOUDLY and yell "INCOMING!" and sing the a capella version along and waste a shitload of gas and get waved at by weird biker guys.
I hope someone gives you a Hot Topic voucher so you can buy some camouflage bondage skirts and Lenore shirts and buttons and stickers and a new pair of boots and ...
I hope Children Of Bodom play a gig in your back garden... with 'She Is Beautiful' as an opener.
I hope you had Alexi's pubic hair with curry for breakfast!
I hope you don't get weird dreams about other people's pubic hair (like I sometimes do). :P
I hope nobody puts anything in your drink.
I hope some Bodom Beach Terrrorists attack the Wacken sound towers with paper planes.
I hope you find the Laiho dildo!!!
I hope you meet the perfect guy and he will marry you immediately because he badly needs someone who can prepare something that you might be able to call 'food', because he works for US Airways and he suffers from anorexia because the only food-like stuff he ever gets is US Airways-"food" and... whatever... anyway: FREE FLIGHT TICKETS!!!!!!
And I hope those guys over there don't start WW III before you've had enough time to enjoy the fact that you're 21 :)

Listen to Chidren and party like it's 2002 again!
Hdgf666dl, LbtRuiZsGSuiNAKuiNRLuiNHTBuiNJWPuiNAWL, drTdUGPvE!!!!!!!!!!!
*waves madly while loudly cursing at god for creating the Atlantic*

06/011/06 - just an update... about what I'm doing and why this site will cause me to die about 5 years earlier

Hey everyone. Just thought I'd write some senseless lines so you know I'm still working on this pile of crap...
Yeah, i did some nice drawings for the new layout today. Yesterday that is. About five hours ago. Then I looked for my scanner. After I had found it, I looked for the cables. After I had found them, I connected the scanner to my PC. Then I wondered why Windows did not recognize it. Then I started looking for the installation CD. Half an hour later, with my room completely devastated, I started looking for a driver on the internet. Found it. Tried to install it. Not working. Searched internet again. Found a forum where at least 10 people are complaining that they can't install the very same scanner on Windows XP. Someone links a page where someone explains how to do it. July follows instructions. July can select the scanner !!! July selects the scanner. July presses "scan". Computer restarts and says something about a very serious error. July cries and gives up.

- Laters -
J*

02/08/06 - senseless pre-Wacken update 2006

What?? A pre-Wacken update on wednesday? Shouldn't you be THERE yet?? Yeah, I should, and I wanted to... But you can't always get what you want, can you? Turns out hating everybody doesn't help too much, either. So.. I'm still here, writing these lines - as every year - without having shit to say.
As you might be reading between or probably also in the lines... Yeah, I'm rather pissed off at the moment.
Anyway... So, I guess there might actually be a Wacken report this year, you never know. It does look bad for pictures though as there's gonna be rain, rain and more rain just like last year and I'm also planning to put an end to my COB front row series. Being squeezed to death by a couple of 15 year old emo kids is just not the death I'm picturing for myself, and I definately won't put any pictures of a large video screen on here...
But well... Enough of this shit, I guess. At least there's gonna be alcohol. I'll see you guys around and you'll get the exclusive opportunity to cheer me up.
And by the way, I know this doesn't have any sort of content... I just do this every year because I do it every year. Maybe... well, senselessness is necessary. Right? Right. Yep. On with the packing. After smashing some things and... what? The gas station's already closed?? Maybe no alcohol in Wacken then.......

15/07/06 - TUUUSKAAAAA

Hey everyone! I've finally managed to spare the couple of hours and upload my 131(!) pictures from the Tuska festival. Hope you enjoy them! A report about those five crazy days and some pix from the Impaled Nazarene and Norther gigs will follow soon. MY 'soon', that is...

Following my usual festival update tradition, I need to mention, hail and thank a couple of people here who are mainly responsible for the fact that I'll remember this as one of the best festivals I'm ever been to:
First of all, of course, Neeb my 'sunshine' for everything from organization to getting me home somehow..., Connie and Tanja for millions of Wacken stories and very funny walks to the hostel, Lexa for non-stop entertainment, breakfast and being a walking city map, Lexa's friend whose name I still don't know for lots of fun on the way to Kaisaniemi, Senni for my first all-Finnish conversation, Jenna, Heidi, Lasse and Miikka for getting the party started in the Koff tent (sorry I didn't call you!), the Finnish guy whose name I forgot for BEER and letting me use his cellphone, Arssi and Christina for watching after my beer while I was desperately looking for my people, the two guys from Oslo for not having to drink my beer alone, Jukka for lots of laughter at 6 o'clock in the morning, Teemu for BEER, Kai for recommanding Kiuas, the guys who showed us how to dance Humppa during Metsätöll, all the people we danced with in Nosturi, all the people from Germany and Switzerland we met and all the rest of you for just having been there and putting on the party of my life!

26/03/06 - review from Nofuck, Virginia

To say it with Alexi's words...
Do you know what time it is? It's time to follow this motherfuckin link!

13/03/06 - damit ich meine heißgeliebte Muttersprache nicht komplett verlerne - heute mal ein paar leere Versprechungen "im Deutsch"

Ich wollte nur allen, die doch noch ab und zu hier vorbeischauen, mitteilen, dass ich mich weder totgesoffen noch endlich umgebracht habe (und auch niemand anderen dazu gebracht, es zu tun...), sondern im Moment an einem neuen Layout und jede Menge neuen Fotos am Basteln bin. Desweiteren (wow!) gibts bald (endlich!) den Wacken Bericht 2005 sowie noch ein paar weitere Reviews.
Außerdem geh ich am Sonntag wieder mal auf große Fahrt ins Land der unbegrenzten Möglichkeiten und werde euch hoffentlich ein paar nette Pix mitbringen können. Danach ist *Evil In You* natürlich außerdem auch im Folkapril 2005 mit von der Party und wird versuchen, ein paar Fotos von ELÄKELÄISET, KORPIKLAANI und MOONSORROW zu erhaschen.

In diesem Sinne: I don't give a fuck if you shave me!

29/12/05 - pix from Munich Wintersun show for download

So, here's the first of the promised updates, for those who can't wait for the whole thing to be updated with a proper layout. (Not thinking of anybody special...)

Wintersun show Munich (15 pix - 400kb) DOWNLOAD
Wintersun aftershow Munich (14 pix - 490kb) DOWNLOAD
Europapark 2005 (13 pix - 420kb) DOWNLOAD

01/09/05 - layout and section changes

Sooo I had way to much time this week and I guess you already noticed the results...
I'm sure some people won't like the new start page, but well... it was an accident, and thought it looked cool. Moreover, the 'bands' and the 'tabs' section have finally been kicked. As for the tabs section: If I ever do anything worth publishing, you'll find it on mysongbook.com. The bands section might be ressurrected one day, if I ever find enough time to make it large enough to fulfill it's actual purpose, which was supposed to be that of a sort of contents page. However, as I'm currently featuring many bands I don't know too much about myself, it might take ages to get all the information...
As a replacement, a new and - in my humble opinion - much more necessary section has been added: The translations section; still very small, but hopefully going to grow over the next months as tonns of Vintersorg, Siebenbürgen, Moonsorrow and other lyrics are waiting on my hard drive to be translated. Enjoy!
Lastly, I have finally managed to make an effort on the greetz page, which was extremely urgent, due to how many new people I've met since the last update. I'm not done yet, so if you still can't find yourself on there now, don't go and flame me...

Follow the Reaper down, down, down, down towards the evil in you and never stop the Bodom Beer Terror. Are you drunk yet?

08/08/05 - not quite as senseless after-Wacken update

It's the second week of August and my kitchen table is crammed with a pile of things that unmistakably looks like it's been lying in the mud for a couple of days.
I actually managed to take some notes this year wich are not going to be stolen, but I must also confess that are not going to be many photographs - the ultimate Alexi Laiho asshair photography machine doesn't like rain too much. Watch out for the travelling report and... Apocalyptica pix. As a replacement. :p
In case you know the name of Fensierum's keyboarder: Gign the suestbook...
Depri Sinnlos says hi.

EDIT 12/08/05
I'm ashamed to confess that as this was written at about five o'clock in the morning, I completely forgot that also this time, of course, there are quite a lot of people to be hailed and thanked for getting drunk and crazing out with me:
The (extended) camp:
Griele Vüße an Manu aka. Depri Sinnlos von Fensierum ("Tepri, was isn da Drinloos??" *grins*) und Neeb ("Gib mir mal das Hatemourn!") - Wet nights without a darrior, but with a locked and coded Ducklenuster. Schattenweiß..., Andi (Hörpel, Hützel, Heber, Hodenhagen und die B243 nach Seesen sind Krieg.), meine süße Ronja ("Ich hab dich auch lieb, wenn ich nüchtern bin!"), Hoizi ("Ich zahl dir ein Bier, wenn du hier und jetzt in die Menge pisst."), Uli (der mit der Wurst schmeißt), Claas (Katapulte und Skroten und so), Bozo (Danke für den Kamillentee!), Carsten (, die olle Schuderschule), der Dissection (Ey Junge, tu dat Buch weg! Ich hau echt zu!), Wolfi (Anton Maiden rockt), Niko (rohes Fleisch ist true), Jan, Sabby ("Keks?") und Julia
In den Nebenrollen (Also Starring):
Maschi, Gary from Ireland, Gavin, Lars and Ralf (shame I couldn't come back to your camp :(   ), the guy from the Faroer Islands (same to you), Johan from Sweden (Thanx for lifting up the Finnish flag :D), the three guys from the Netherlands (shame we ran out of songs...), the guy who had never tasted mead, the drunk Finn ("What can I do to prove you're in Finland?") and all the other chaots we met along the way.
May you find a dry place to get rid of your hangover and see you next year!

01/08/05 - sensless pre-Wacken update 2005 ande a couple of warnings

It's the first week of August and my kitchen table is crammed with a pile of things that unmistakably looks like it's waiting to be stuffed into some fucked-up backpack and taken to a place where a bunch of insane heavy metal people is going to meet in order to spend a few days out in the wilderness, far away from all traces of civilization. Basically, this can only mean one thing: Once again, over 30.000 metalheads from all over the world are heading for a little village in the very north of Germany: WACKEN.
However, it also means another thing: I'm a person that loves, keeps and sometimes also invents traditions, and so I have to write another absolutely senseless "pre-Wacken" update although actually I don't have anything to say except for that I'm going to Wacken tomorrow and if maybe I don't get all of my notes stolen this year, there might actually be something to read about it on here "soon". I'm going to have lots of fun, I'm going to be really drunk, I'm going to see a number of kick-ass bands and hail the Northermost Drunkards Themselves for the last time and in case you're reading this between the 3rd the 7th of August - poor you.

Anybody else: See you when you get there!

Beware when the united Funny Farm madness breaks loose and in case you should currently be in possession of the Sacred Dildo - In the name of the Crossed Scythes and of Markku the Almighty: We'll find you, wherever you may hide. Unless we run out of mead. Actually. Cheers. Humppaaaaaaaaaargh...

20/05/05 - new review and hails

I'm convinced you can guess the band and the place...

More material from Rock Hard Festival is hopefully coming up soon. Thanx to the people who made it such a fuckin party: Nutsy & Micky (Hasenbraten!!), Dirk (Pass demnächst mit dem Drumstick auf :D), Max & Fabian (We're the Hate Crew - see ya @ Earthshaker!!), Daniel & Michael (Ihr seid echt konsequent. Ratzinger!!), Kevin (aka. der große rote Wurm), Marco (danke für mindestens ne Schachtel Kippen...), Andi (Sag mal... wars du zufällig 2002 in Wacken?? - Ja, du standest bei Children Of Bodom neben mir in der ersten Reihe, stimmst?), the guy from Donsbach (Donsbach rulez! Und Grüß meine Oma :D), the guy with the bandana and the girl with the Sentenced shirt (a shame we didn't get to exchange contacts...) and all the others - and, of course, COB for the awsome gig!