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Our Battle of the Bands Set:
(AKA Short Songs for People with Short Penises)

Toast

Girl I want your jam
SPREAD IT ON MY TOAST
'Cuz babe you've got it
SPREAD IT ON MY TOAST
Come on now, eat my hame
SPREAD IT ON MY TOAST
'Cuz babe we've got it
SPREAD IT ON MY TOAST!

Otaku Rob

Anime is creepy just like you
Otaku Rob
But I promise you it's ink and paper
Otaku Rob
And paper could never pleasure you
Otaku Rob
So in the end you're just a comic raper
Otaku Rob


Tokyo

I know this guy whose name is Tokyo
He where a shirt that displays his name
I know this guy whose name is Tokyo
Who loves to play this fashion game

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday... and Friday too.
Saturday and Sunday, who knows what he'll do?

(The na's woah's and tokyo's)

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