Physical features: Green skin, taffy-purple hair, yellow/hazel eyes, skimpy pink clothes, antennae, Big Happy smile, Knee high socks/boots, *HUGE* boobs…Just like a mutated Barbie™.
Mental State: WAY to happy 24/7. She acts like all her nerves are numb, probably from all the martini’s she drinks at the bar.
Favorite Book: “War and Peace” by Leo Tolstoy
Theme Song: "Human Tornado" by Anthony Rapp
Likes: Dance music, Poles, Pole-dancing, dry martinis, Axe cologne, pompoms, fluffy bunnies, bullwhips, the color pink, lingerie, The Wiggles, Classical music, 123 Sesame Street, ‘Where The Wild Things Are’, African Tribal chants, and MEN!
Dislikes: The Masked Homie, bugs, hobos, being fully clothed, sticking to the pole, chafed thighs, loose clothing, parsnips, reading, dark colors, and monkeys.
Voice Actor In Mind: Arleen Sorkin or Jodi Benson
Kitten comes to us from the distant planet ‘::hock:: ::spit:: ::DING!:: ::a-ooooo-ga!::’ (From the Galaxy *Ping**Ding**MEEEEEP!*)
Kitten was a revered striiper on her home planet, and was sent to Earth to populate it with their Alien sex-goddess’. Sadly, she doesn’t remember her mission because she…well…lets put it this way:
If they would’ve ask her if she wanted to sit by the window on an airplane, she would’ve said no because she didn’t want her hair to get messed up.
She likes men….*really* likes men and seems to have a thing for anyone that wears Axe cologne.
Also hates The Masked Homie for reasons only known to her.