- the more i get to know guys, the more i start to
like dogs
- some people make the world special by being in it
- you laugh because im different, i laugh cuz you're all
the same
- i ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas,
and put on my prayers, turned off the bed, and hopped in
the light, all because you kissed me goodnight
- guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks
- i'm loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet
wanted by plenty
- if u want me to fall 4 u...u gotta give me sumthin worth
trippin over
- every hottie with a body, needs a cutie with a bootie
- once upon a time...something happened to me...it was the
sweetest thing...that ever could be...it was a fantasy...a
dream come true...it was the day i met you
- hey hotty shake dat body let'z get down n get real
naughty!
- when i die, i want you to bury me upside down, so the
whole world can kiss my ass
- when god made little boys, he made them out of string...
he found he had a bit too much so he left a little
thing...when god made little girls, he made them out of
lace...he found he didn't have enough so he left a little
space
- love is a sensation that starts by the temptation, a guy
sticks his location in a girl's destination to populate
the next generation. do you get the explanation? or do you
need a demonstration?
- friends are like condoms, they protect you when things
get hard
- i like your style, i like your class, but most of all i
like your ass
- when a guy says suck it! i say, sorry but i choke on
small objects
- mean people suck, nice people swallow
- Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same
time. I think I've forgotten this before.
- If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and
so am I.
- Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign
of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
- When all is said and done more is said than done.
- I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
- I wish I were you so I could be friends with me.
- I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other,
and when I am alone I am together.
- I'm not here right now but if you scream really loud
into your monitor I might be able to hear you!
- Has your mind ever just gone blank? Well sometimes that
happens to me and...WHAT? What was I talking about? My
mind just went blank.
- Sory speelcheck isnt werking so my speling isnt tew goed...
- Did you know by reading this you have wasted 14 seconds
of your life?
- Don't Worry!, I dont know where I am either.
- I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back
before I return, please ask me to wait.
- Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
- The latest survey shows that three out of four people
make up 75% of the population.
- People are more violently opposed to fur than leather
because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle
gangs.
- Ahhh! MOO! The evil cows are attacking me! MOO! Can't
you hear them?! MOOOOOOO! Ah make it stop! MOOMY!!!!!!!
- I'm having a staring contest with my monitor.
- I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful.
- Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
- Learn from yesterday, live for today, party tomorrow.
- I guess I shoudn't have taken the blue pills with the
pink pills with the green pills with the purple pills with
the orange pills.
- Live everyday of your life like your ass is on fire!
- Life is like toilet paper, the shorter the roll gets the
faster is goes. So use each little square all ya can.
- There are to many wishing stars in the sky so why isn't
mine working?
- My T-shirt would look great on your bedroom floor!
- I'm looking for as much trouble as possible. Can you get
me in some?
- Talk to my ass cause my head is tired of listening!
- Make me believe that this place isn't plagued by the
poisen in me.
- I'm the sweetest thang you'll ever know, so baby don't
ever let me go.
- Strong enough for a man, made for a woman.
- I never thought that I could want someone so much...
- Today is not my day, cause the sun just won't shine my
way.
- Let all your guys be AMERICAN but all your kisses
FRENCH.
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