These are all my friends who I have Pictures of.  It's too bad that all my other friends dont ever have pictures taken of them, but that will change in the nearest future cause i just got a digital camera. so off we go.  keep in mind that i never make friends with people who are eligible to vote because voters are too stupid.  so all my friends are either jailbait, fellons, or immigrants.

This here is amer, Amer comes fromt he middle east, hes not really a ninja, but he does have a blackbelt in TKD.  so i suppose he might be a ninja.  The thing about amer is that everyone loves him.  and when he isnt being a ninja or a crazy ninja snowboarder he is making out with nonexestant people.

This here is Amy.  We go back a long time, when she was born I was there, of course i had to wait outside while the doctors were hooking her up to life support.  Her mom was a smoker and decided that she would really liek to have a baby that weighed 3 pouds.  you wouldnt beleive it but her hands are stuck in that formation and she cant do anything but point.

I think this here is Nick.  We met at a party or something and he woke up lookng like that in my van the next morning.  I dont remember taking that picture because hie girlfriend took it.  any ways Nick plays lacross and he used to play trumpet, but that didnt last long.  we used to hide in his couch when we were kids, but then his cat peed in it and it smelled like cat pee.  anyways Nick is my friend because he is the biggest heroin addict in the state. He does so much heroin that the state is funding his addiction and looking for a cure for him.  Apparently the best they can do is sex on extasy.  Lame huh?

This is jason, he supplies us with our porn, fake Ids, and cheap hookers.  It is really a shame he is moving to alaska to traffic drugs in a seaplane, usually I just hide it in my backpack straps.  He is our snowboarding buddy when he is in town along with studders.  most of you dont know studders.  Oh yeah, this is a picture of Jason running from the police dogs into the Yukon, he was carrying a 3 foot bong in his coat and enough pot for most of the yukon that night.

This Is paul, I think that the picture has alot to say for itself when I talk about Pauls intelegence.  paul isnt the brightest kid, and he likes to spend alot of his time at boyscouts.  He is the kind of boyscout that gets along with the fat kids really well. probably because he is a fat kid.  but we wont go into that.  but i think the reason he is fat is because of his lack of sex.  yeah, thats it for shore.

This here is glynnis.  she doesnt do much of anything, her main hobby is looking dumb in front of cameras.  Sometimes I go snowboarding with glynnis, we stay in a hut with jason.  once we were running from the FBI and glynnis got caught, but she was clean and had only been doing mushrooms so she looked like a potato.  but I like glynnis, we are like this...

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