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Are You Obsessed With Lord of the Rings?

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Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the characters or places mentioned. All belong ot the great mind of J.R.R. Tolkien. But you knew that, right?
1) You've watched the movie at least 2 times

2) You think at least one of the characters are hot

3) You read/write fanfiction/poems about this character

4) A majority of these fics are Mary Sue inserts

5) Contradicting number 2, you think that ALL of the characters are hot

6) A wonderful, glorious 2 hours (at least) are spent on the Internet everyday looking for LotR stuff

7) When you can't do/complete number 6, you make it up the next day

8) You save every single picture you can find, no matter what it's of; as long as it has to do with, Lord of the Rings, it's good in your book

9)Because of number 9, your computer is liable to blow up if you add any more pictures

10) You can recite from any point in the books from having read them so much

11) You can recite from any point in the movie, having seen it so much

12) You start wearing a gold ring on a chain

13) You are careful NOT to put on your ring, since it will corrupt you with EVIL

14) You carve the ruins as in the book on to your ring

15) You have a few backups just in case you make a mistake

16) After you have messed up on all of them, you just buy the ring off of Ebay

17) You annoy your friends with all of your LotR talk, to the point where they just nod and agree

18) You annoy your friends to the point where they loathe Lord of the Rings

19) You start to wear clothes similar to that of your favourite character

20) You can speak Elvish (most or all of the dialects), Khuzdul, Orkish, OR Black Speech fluently

21)You can speak Elvish (most or all of the dialects), Khuzdul, Orkish, AND Black Speech fluently

22) Your screensaver is LotR related

23) Your desktop is of your favourite character/scene

24) The icons on your desktop is arranged around the scene/character, so it doesn't obstruct your view

25) When you see something that has to do with LotR, you start screaming, and run towards it madly, not caring that everyone...is...staring...at....you....

26) You spend a few minutes each day staring at your favourite pics of Lord of the Rings characters/scenes

27) Your walls are covered with articles, posters, ads, and clippings of LotR stuff

28) You have at least 1 dream a week about/relating to LotR

29) You pointed out all of the mistakes in the movie ::cough cough *tom bombadil!* cough cough *glorfindel!* cough cough::

30) You decide to write to complain to Peter Jackson and Co. about this

31) But the letter just turns out to be a raving of how much you looooooved the movie, and your complaints are lost forever to the world....

32) You collect the Lord of the Rings trading cards

33) You buy multiple copies of everything: one for home, one for display, one for school, and one just to always carry around

34) You quarrel with your friends over which character is hotter

35) You went to see LotR the first day it came out, the first viewing for that day

36) You save the ticket stubs

37) You bring your merchandise with you to the movie theater(ahem, such as a framed Legolas picture, a small portable photo album with which you keep Legolas pictures and ticket stubs in, and action figures of Frodo, Merry, Pippen, an Orc, and Legolas. Of course I didn't do this.....^_^)

38) Before the movie starts, you wave around that framed Legolas picture for all to see....

39)You memorized the songs on the soundtrack (even though it's mainly instrumental)

40) You put your hair up every day, just like your favourite character/race!! (for me, that'd be the Elves....)

41) You tape your ears, for temporary pointiness ::whistles::

42) You consider/got plastic surgery to make your ears permanently pointy

43) You can write and read in all languages mentioned in the book

44) You say "mellon" before entering a closed door

45) You want pointy ears and Hobbit feet!!

46) If one of your Lord of the Rings objects are missing, you throw a tantrum and go into withdrawel for a few days....

47) ....Until you realize it was just buried under your other LotR stuff

48) You email address is LotR related

49) Your AIM sn is related to LotR

50) You sign your name as [insert first name][insert character's last name]
You Know You're Obsessed With Lord of the Rings When.......