My Sentiments Exactly... 

Just some crazy, out-of-this-world, weird, strange (what's the difference, anyway?), quite neurotic, nearly psychotic, unbelievable, pathetic thoughts which have flooded my mind for the past few AJSS weeks, and AJSS-induced sleepless nights... THAT YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE...
a note: These thoughts were never said, and they never ever came out of the author's mouth... see how sinful some minds can be...

Errrrotic Pillows - '... i just feel so sad, i can't explain to them (my friends) the erotic logic behind those pillows...-dyanne ' (NEW!)

Some thoughts on Angel - '... every note, every word Sarah McLachlan sings in her lonely tirade... simply brings back the memories...' (NEW!)

Broken - An Original Manuscript - '... obviously, this one's an entry from *somebody's* diary... a scanned, handwritten journal entry...' (NEW!)

My Summer's End... - '... and APRIL 12 came... i could never describe the horror it brought.'

On Gastrocnemius-Ek-Eks and Frog Rights - '... dear frog, remember you died for a purpose, you died in the name of Science...'

I'm Pathetic and other similar Stories - '... is my situation worse than Felicity's or Ally's?'

Literally sitting at the Edge of my Seat - '... if she's pregnant, then why is she sitting on table edges and armchairs?!'

On Stripes, Checkered's and Suspenders - '... this thing, and the different fashion senses it exposed me to... is simply driving me NUTS...'

(COMING SOON!)

God, Save the BABIES!!! - '... i am very disturbed...'

It's now or NEVAH... - 'talk about total desperation and dancing your way through it...'

The Dancing Dummy - '... hail me, the poor sympathetic roommate.'