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Quotes/Verses: and all those great things that I am in awe of

Let me not to the marriage of true minds / Admit impediments. Love is not love / Which alters when it alteration finds; / Or bends with the remover to remove: / O no! it is an ever-fixed mark / That looks on tempests and is never shaken; / It is the star to every wandering bark, / Whose worth's unknown although his height be taken. / Love's not Time's fool, / though rosy lips and cheeks / Within his bending sickle's compass come: / Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks, / But bears it out even to the edge of doom. / If this be error and upon me proved, / I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

William Shakespeare - Sonnet 116

 

Away eastward the sun was rising red out of the mists that lay thick on the world.

Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By water, wood, and hill, by the reed and willow, By fire, sun, and moon, harken now and hear us! Come, Tom Bombadil, for our need is near us!

JRR Tolkien - Fellowship of the Ring

(NOTE: The whole Tom Bombadil frenzy was left out of the movie ... caused much rage.

 

That is why dreams can be such dangerous things: they smolder on like a fire does, and sometimes consume us completely.

Memoirs of a Geisha

 

Smack that ass off your face.

Heh. Mine

 

If you give a man a fire you can warm him for a day, if you set a man on fire you can warm him for life.

And there she was, age seventeen plus, weary enough for eighty plus, frightened enough for five minus.

I dun remember ... but whoever you are, consider yourselves credited.

 

Bluto's right, psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these b*stards. Now, we could fight 'em with conventional weapons, that could take years, and cost millions of lives. No, in this case, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture, be done on somebody's part.

Animal House

 

Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States.

Canadian Bacon

 

My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star, were innocent victims when they were destroyed by the Rebels.

Clerks

 

I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year old virgin, sitting in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing, "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener."

Demolition Man

 

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

A Few Good Men

 

We came. We saw. We kicked its *ss!

Ghostbusters

 

In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And, you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind," that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps, it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for out freedom -- not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fightin for our right to live -- to exist. And, should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish, without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

Independence Day

NOTE: Greatest movie ... oh yes.

 

I will not rest until i have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playinga Sega game -- featuring you -- while singing your own song in a new commercial -- starring you -- broadcast during the Superbowl in a game that you are winning, and I will not sleep until that happens. I'll give you fifteen minutes to call me back.

Jerry Maguire

 

I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough viper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.

And the Lord spoke, saying "First shall thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shall thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt not count, neither count thou two, excepting that tou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Sir Bedemere: "What makes you think she's a witch?" Peasant: "She turned me into a newt!" Sir Bedemere: "A newt?!" Peasant: "I got better" ... Crowd: "BURN HER ANYWAY!"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, god-kissing, brainless, d*ckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-*ss, bug-eyed, still-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh*t he is! Hallelujah! Holy Sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

 

We're all gonna have so much f*cking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our godd*mned smiles! You'll be whistling Zipa-dee-doo-da out of your *ssholes!

National Lampoon's Vacation

 

Those creatures are taking over the world ... that's so mean.

Scooby Doo

 

Some of you are going to die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Shrek

 

Stanley: "War? Who are we at war with?" Gabriel: "Anyone who impings on America's freedom. Terrorist states, Stanley. Someone must bring thei war to them. They bomb a church, we bomb ten. They hijack a plane, we take out an airport. They execute an American tourist, we tactically nuke an entire city. Our job is to make terrorism so horrific that it becomes unthinkable to attack Americans.

Swordfish

 

Alright Clanto, you called down the thunder and now you've got it. You see that? It says United States Marshall. Take a good look at him because that's how your gonna end up. The cowboys are finished you understand me? I see a rad sash, I kill the man wearing it. So run your cur, run, tell all the other curs that law is coming, you tell I'm coming, and Hell's coming with me, you hear? Hell's coming with me.

Tombstone

 

Turn it off, man! Turn it off! It's sucking my will to live!"

Wayne's World