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| PUNK ROCK by Myron Freebid Well, we all know Jericho changed their name to Smoke or Fire. It's not that they are uncertain which periodic table element they enjoy more--that's their whole name, rife with indecision. Young punk: I like Smoke or Fire. Mother: Well, which is it? Contrast this scene with one from earlier, happier times. Young punk: I like Jericho. Mother: Yes, that certainly is my favorite biblical city as well. But now my mind hearkens back to Bob Marley's 1978 tune "She's Gone," in which he warns us, "You'll never see smoke without fire." Little did we know in '78 how right he was, or what the 80's would be like. Hindsight is 20/20, of course. The 80's were rad. Anyway, Smoke or Fire's new album. Above the City, comes out March 22nd. Won't that be something? Myron Freebid's Punk Rock Activitiess |
| ROCK STAR WHISPERS (in a post-CPU Temperature world) by Rimbaud Allen Word on the street has it that lots of people are listening. 10/15/05 CPU Temperature 2: Return of the CPU U2 doesn't really know how to dismantle an Atomic Bomb. We laugh at them. 7/6/05 CPU quite toasty The trees have already puked their leaves. 5/24/05 CPU v. Streetfighter The CPU temperature has changed due to Neil Young's brain aneurysm. 4/17/04 CPU Temperature 80 F More Polish people live in Chicago than anywhere outside Poland. 4/3/05 CPU Temperature 86 F When sofa is old and worn out, make it into a home for your pet. 4/1/05 CPU Temperature 86 F IRS redesigned their page; Pitchfork is still better. 2/21/05 CPU Temperature 86 F Pitchfork redesigned their page; Nude as the News is still better. 1/13/05 CPU Temperature 86 F Milli Vanilli caught lip-synching. 1/8/05 CPU Temperature 80 F |
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| ddddddDid you know? This site started out containing AARP advertisements, as per its creators' selection of its target market. Now, the ads have somehow adapted, and frequently include the phrase "indie rock." We are considering replacing that phrase--in every instance it appears--with, say, the phrase "tongue decay." If the ads start offering the best deals on tongue decay, we will consider the internet too smart for its masters, and then we will shoot the internet in the head. |
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