| THE INDIE ROCK SITE "The site for all the muner over your head!" "When they say they're for the muner, you know what that means!" "PACKED MUNER!" "The answer to Therepeutic Herbal Teas!" "Captain, we've found the Muner Queen!" |
| OPENING MY BRIEFCASE "MORE OFTEN THAN A GRANDMA WITH OSTEOPOROSIS" |
| Cardiologist Found in Heart "This morning, a top physician at the Mayo Clinic was discovered in a patient's heart after..." 8-13-04 |
| Motionless Rabbit Pronounced Dead "A scandal was blown wide open Friday afternoon after Mafia hit-man, Vincent Florenzo..." 8-10-04 |
| Reviews "Best reviews this side of the Mississippi" |
| Features "You don't own me!" |
| Main Page "Wear a suit next time?" |
| Olympic Flame Housed by Gigantic Cuban Cigar "In an odd display of pride and grandeur, this years Olympic flame will be housed, not in..." 8-13-04 |
| Terrorists Responsible for No Mis-haps at Olympics "In a statement released today by your mom, we've found out that Dad wasn't really your..." 8-15-04 |
| Review Section a Mess in Wake of Hurricane Charley "Tearful survivors cite coat hangers strewn higgledy-piggledy..." 8-15-04 |
| Scientists, Asteroids to Pelt Uranus "In an effort to refute the bounding Maine, many conjuntions have been..." 8-16-04 |
| Q&A "Wake up, slut" |
| Pro-Kerry Bands Tour Swing States, Avoid West Virginia Completely "While we in Yo La Tengo feel Newport, KY is worthy of our music, W.Va's five electoral..." 8-19-04 |
| CHARLES MUNER says, "There's stories if you clink on the licks, muners!" |
| Muner isn't a word. |
| Why didn't you break your face? Muner!! |
| Fierce Atlantic Storms Deter Columnists From Being Detered "Gale force winds have blown our babies back into absolute submission of our authority..." 9-18-04 |
| Rather Rather Writhered after Wrath of Rotten Records "Really reeming Rolaids routed out as wrongful cause of death..." 9-28-04 |
| Blue States, Counties Secede From Union "Politics ruining our site! Ruined!" 11-09-04 |
| Local Man Saves Local Dog From Local Carpet Baggers, Local Oatmeal "Access Denied to Mainframe" 1-11-05 |
| Kim Gordon, Kim Deal Actually Same Person "Access Denied to Mainframe" 1-13-05 |
| Scientists Opinion: Sunglasses "Cool" "Five hours after the initial fighting began, Cpl. Frank Muner was rowing..." 7-6-05 |
| Alligators Endanger Northeast of Existance "In the event that I'm never found again, tell my..." 10/15/05 |