The Litterbox Edition No. 1

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In this issue:
Cat's Official Week
Topic 1) Oh Yeah, "Hi"
Topic 2) This Is an Example of an Article
Topic 3) Song of the Week
Topic 4) Webpage of the Week
Topic 5) Quote of the Week

Cat's Official Week
      This week is Find a Job Week.  Make nice with your employer, then convince them to hire me.

Topic 1) Oh Yeah, "Hi": - By Me (Cat)
      Um, howdy everyone...  Lookie, I have a newsletter now.  The final issue of the Jay Newsletter inspired me so much that I just had to do something about it.  Although I'm gonna try, this think may not be as regular as a once-a-week deal.  I guess we'll see.  But I need your help.  Give me articles!  I mean, look, you now have a forum to voice your opinions about ANYTHING.  (And yes, I WILL print junk that I don't agree with, and I won't alter any "bad" words.)  This is what we call COMPLETE freedom of the press.
      So get off your lazy asses, and be heard!  Write me an article about what pisses you off, what makes you laugh, or hell, tell me what you had for lunch.  And I'll print it!  

Topic 2) This Is An Example of an Article: - By Me (Cat)
      So I was thinking about what to write about, then I realized that I'm already sounding like the beginning of a Patrick Gichengo Speech.  And because of that I thought about how I'm gonna miss all the seniors...and that reminded me of a really awful "Full House" episode where Uncle Joey has to punish D.J. for not calling home..and then they meet the Beach Boys.  Oh wait, that's a different episode...
      So anyway, it's really boring around here.  I'm so bored that I even watched the Lakers-Sixers game Wednesday night.  And afterwards, I couldn't get this quote from "Saved By the Bell" outta my head--the one where Jessie disses Lisa by saying, "She thinks Arsenio Hall is where the Lakers play."   That was probably the most humorous line of the entire series.  
             If you can't tell, I've watched so much TV I'm about to go blind.  (Oh wait, that's not what's supposed to make you blind...um, nevermind).   

Topic 3) Cat's Song of the Week:
      "Here's to the Night" by Eve 6...perhaps this would make a good senior song  (remember that in a year and remind me about it, too)

Topic 4) Webpage of the Week:
      hmmm...take a look around www.bolt.com

Topic 5) Quote of the Week:
      "What part of the buffalo is the nugget anyway?"

Closing:
      Ok, thanks to those who actually read it all the way to this point.   If you want something more interesting, give me something to print.  Have a nice week, y'all.