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O.K, So this is the news page eh? Well then I guess I'd better make with some news for ya then hadn't I? Oh well, here goes,
I'm a lucky li'l wombat really. I live where the buds are sweet and the rent is cheap. I know a few people out here in west edmonton (yeah the one with the freakin' mall!) although I don't keep in touch with anyone all that often. I'M SO SORRY!!!!! *sob* I fill the social void left with my ol' lady K. That's Dagroovemasta to you hapless cyber-weinies.
I've got 2 kids. Both 4 legged and hairy. One stinks like a bag o' assholes. First is whisper. She's a li'l black cat with a coulpe of white patches on her underside. She's cute. SICKENINGLY cute! The worst part is that she knows it. Overall the happiest little furball on earth. Next would be our recent aquisition, A ferret named Snap. Named so, He was half-snapped already when we got him.This oderous tube of stupid loves to grab things and run like hell. Including toes. Wee bastard! Pictures of him are on the way.
Can't type, tired, go hell...

Well, The holiday season is fast aproaching. whee. I'm not sure why but the true meaning of christmas seems to have been lost on me in recent years. Go figure eh? Long gone are the days when I'd hide in the corner behind the tree and just sit and listen to the music while looking at sparkly things on the tree. Christmas used to be more than a day on the calendar, it was a feeling. A sense of safety and well-being. Now I couldn't give a rats dick if jolly ol' St. Prick himself came down my non-existant chiminey and shoved a new VCR up my ass! Methinks I've become a wee bit jaded.
Or it could be that I'm just a cynical asshole!

Well fa-la-la and a happy ramadan boyos!! Don't you hate ugly kids?
With that out of the way, Things have maintained their usual level of suckage. K's down with a rotated pelvis and as such can't work. Hell, she couldn't even get up until about a week ago. Leaving me the sole breadwinner around here. I maintain this by doing a bit of snow removal. Good cash for it and there has been an assload of snow lately but I always seem to think about my grandmothers boyfriend Stan. Great guy that Stan. Came over to her house one day and shoveled her driveway until there wasn't a spot on it anymore. He then went home and had a massive heart attack and died. Hmm...
My grandmother has since joined ol' Stan not too long ago and I can only hope they're together this christmas and are having the time of their afterlives.

Merry Christmas Babcia! You can't imagine how much you're missed.

Well slap my ass and call me judy, People actually read this page!! well it's 2 days to christmas And so I suppose some shouts out be in order.
Matt: You know I love you jiggles
Dave: UM BATA!! Write me nigga!
Adam: I still have your cock and it's safe and on prominent display and mr. happy's in the bedroom
Beau: Pucker up chuckles, I'm comin' home soon. "Wal-mart?... HA HA!!"
Mom: Yeah, like she'd be readin this drivel!
Eila: Hope you're roasting on the fires of hell with white hot fondu forks in your eyes. Eat ass ya fat wench!
Ron Jeremy: You've raised the bar for all of us, and I thank you

Big kisses out to all my family and a merry freakin' christmas to all!

Well, The whole Christmas thing went off without too many hitches. Spent one night over at my (ex)uncle Moe's place for food and drink with some family. The night after was spent as a guest at a friend of the Wombat's, jake's place. A FEAST!!! A Ham, a turkey, stuffing, cran sauce, ambrosia, whipped 'taters and a whole other mess o' grub to be had. As fine as it all was, Kudos on the ham! The night after that (christmas day) was spent over at my cousin Steve's place for yet another foodfest but alas, not a beer to be found for you see, there are no liquor stores open on christmas day. "Why didn't he stock up the night before?" You may astutely ask. As a matter of fact he did. His mistake was taking his buddy Chris and MY DAD with him. Needless to say they got juiced long into the nightand so that's how there was no beer for christmas.
The end.

Just a reminder to all you Super Wombat Space Cadet Rangers out there, The beginning of the new millenium is not until THIS new year as opposed to the last one on account of there was no year 0. So all that wrath of god armaggedon crap you were all clenching your cheeks over that you thought had past us by, guess what? There's still time to kiss some celestial ass before we're all blown to ratshit or however else it'll happen. I dunno how, but it will involve much stomping and gnashing of teeth lemme tell you! I for one will go out kicking and screaming. "You'll never take THIS Wombat alive see?"

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!