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COPPS GOES PALESTINIAN!!
Sheila determined to rid Palestine of Evil Jews!
Contributing Editor Flick Pickerson
     It appears Sheila Copps is trading in her citizenship in a bid to become the next leader of a New Palestinian State. Much too the shock of her constituents and dismay of Muslims everywhere she has been quoted as saying that she thinks she can bring peace to the region.

     She leaves next week with the blessing of outgoing Prime Minister Jean Chretien. First on her agenda of Peace will be to rid Palestine of evil Jews. Since the death of Izzy Asper getting that done is going to be a lot easier. "I've always been a Muslim at heart." She is reported to have said. "Once women are given equal treatment and the Jews are gone we will be one step closer to peace.
     Palestinian Leader Yassar Arafat is reported as calling Copps a stupid woman who should stay home and make babies. "We don't need her here, she is useless!"
      Sheila has responded to Arafats tirade with a calm demeanor saying that this new leadership campaign is about ideas, about womans rights, and about gun control in the mideast. "They really need a good gun registry, what with all that shooting."       .................Mnews
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