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ABOUT ME
I am Theo Chandler. T.G. for short. T.C. for correct short. I have 600,000 fans probably, and I never stop amazing people with my ultrisity.
If you want to call me a nickname, the following nicknames are allowable:
    'The Thester'- only allowed to represent my rule over this website.
    'Thecabee'- dumb, but can be used when you have your eyes closed
    'Ultra Theo'- good any time (my favorite)
    'Mecha Robo King'- doesn't make sense, but I found it in the
Big Book Of Nicknames, and I think people should call me that
    'Stupid'- only people with IQ's greater than 650 may call me this
    'Cocoa Tiger Crunch Sugar Marshmallow'- only when you have sugar cereal on your mind.
If you wish to speak to me, you may reach me at my email address:
theochandler@yahoo.com (was made just for this site, not personal address)
If you wish to speak with me on the phone, you may not reach me.
I also like cool stuff. You may buy cool stuff and send it to me if you can guess my adress?
And, finally, I DON'T ALLOW JERKS ON MY WEBSITE!!!!!!!. So, people with the following names must leave my site now:
Hoppish
Jerk
Frankenstein
Tristanus
Marshall Fauker
Tristo
And, one more thing, if you have one of the following names, you are awesome:
Theo

So, here is a list of my favorite things and least favorite things:
Favorite:~The comedy show on channel 2 with the dog that can dance to rap music.
             ~The thing with the elephant on its back. It has three legs and lives on my street. It drives a white pickup truck.
             ~
Mr. Butt. He's halarious, never talkin' to nobody, just livin' it up.
             ~The numbers three and six. No idea why, but they're just so cool.
             ~A bag of poopie.
Unlikable:~You
              ~Everyone but me
HOME!!!!!!!