| Series One Quotes |
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| BRENT: The point is, you talk the talk, you do not walk the walk, vis a vis you have not yet passed your fork lift drivers test BRENT: El vino did flow RICKY: Yeah, she said you'd had a nervous breakdown GARETH: One word, two syllables. De-mar-cation. Alright? BRENT: You can't put a price on comedy TIM: You're a twat, Gareth. You're a twat and a knob end TIM: Right, okay, so you wont hear this then - you're a cock, you're a cock, you're a cock BRENT: Ooh, kinky BRENT: Her dad's not only a copper, but he's a bloody big bugger BRENT: Women are dirty BRENT: Sex fetish GARETH: Is he going to be looking at the enemy or is he going to be looking at me going, "Ooh" y'know "he looks tasty in his uniform" TIM: Columbo here figured it out, did he? BRENT: Let's have a laugh at work, with women, at us JOAN: What you doing in so early? Shit the bed? TIM: I'd have only spent it on a huge inflatable cock BRENT: It's like 'Who's Line is it Anyway?' TIM: Could you give a man a lethal blow? TIM: We've all had a coffee FINCH: There's not a seatbelt big enough for you, you fat bastard BRENT: The spider is not an insect, officially, thank you BRENT: Now get that dog outta my site BRENT: Mungo Jerry FINCH: Screw Bob Holness |