A vicious vicuña named Victor
Crossed paths with a boa constrictor.
“I’m too big to eat.
“I’ll stomp you with my feet.”
And thus, from the path did evict her.
Out walking one gray day in winter,
As ice caused the tree limbs to splinter,
The Frost Monsters came
Calling out your name.
You should find a safe place to go into.
The bartender added some bitters.
He said that it should cure my jitters.
I sit on the stool.
I pant and I drool.
Blind dating is not meant for quitters.
Peggy Piggy was quite taken aback.
One of her piglets appeared to be black.
How to explain this? Thought the sow.
That little piggie looks like my friend the cow.
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