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| adam foster design/content 2002 |
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| subject : germany |
| Whats the difference detween a german and a shopping trolley? A trolly has a mine of its own |
| Germans make fast automabiles because anything that *doesn't* move fast enough in Germany is in danger of getting ground up into sausage |
| Whats is cannibalism? Germans eating pork |
| Whats the definition of European Heaven? British humor, French food and German Technology. And European hell? British food, German humor and Frnch technology. |
| How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched backwards and the Polish thought they where leaving |
| Do you know why Germans build such high quality products? So they don't have to go round being nice while they fix them |
| A man enters a Dutch pharmacy and asks "why are all the flags at half mast?" The pharmacist replies "this is to honour the people who died in World War II" "Many Germans died to" said the man. "I know we celebrate this tomorrow" |
| Never raise your hand to a child, It leaves your groin unpretected. I am in shape... rounds a shape... I am despiratly trying to figure out why kamikaze piolets wore helmets... Wy in the credits of films does it say "no animal where harmed during the production of this film"... How do they know that during Scene three I am not at home poking a Chiwowa with a fork... chances are during scene three that I am. Did you ever notice that whn you blow in a dogs face it gets mad at you? But when you take him in the car he sticks his head out of the window. Ever wonderd if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? Now you have to stay in shape! My Grandmother started to walk six miles a day when she was 60. She's now 97 and we don't know where she is The reason people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be seen dead in otherwise! I have six locks on my door all in a row. When i go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks they are always locking three The satistics on sanity are that three out of every Americans suffer from some form of mental illness... Think of your three best friends. If they are ok then its you. |
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| Warning: contains nuts - on Sainsbury's peanuts Do not iron clothes on body - on packagaing for a rowenta iron Warning: keep out of children - on a Korean kiitchen knife Product will be hot after heating - on M&S bread pudding Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts - on an airline packet of nuts Do not drive car or operate machinery - on Boot's children's cough medicine |
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| source: DailyMirror 09/01/02 |
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