| Britney Vs Christina Who's Better? |
| The match everyone has been waiting for! Bought to you by Saleece and Sophia a.k.a. Pookie and Salboston |
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| This is a question I'm sure that all you teeny boppers out there are wondering about! Well you see they both dress like 3 dollar crack whores with 2 dollar hair weaves! But talent wise Britney does not compare. We always get emails from teenies "how come you guys dont get on Christina she dresses worst than Britney" Well, here is our answer: 1. CHRISTINA HAS ACTUAL TALENT 2. CHRISTINA CAN SING 3. CHRISTINA CAN DO REAL DANCE MOVES NOT JUST THE ONES YOU CAN PICK UP AT THE LOCAL STRIP CLUB 4. CHRISTINA NEVER CLAIMED TO BE A ROLE MODEL 5. CHRISTINA CAN DRESS HOWEVER SHE WANTS CUZ SHE IS AN ANOREXIC TWIG AND NOTHING IS REALLY REVEALING ABOUT HER BODY 6. CHRISTINA DOESNT SAY STUPID SHIT IN HER INTERVIEWS 7. CHRISTINA TALKS LIKE SHE HAS SOMEWHAT OF AN EDUCATION 8. WHEN CHRISTINA PUTS ON A CONCERT PEOPLE GET THEIR MONEY'S WORTH 9. CHRISTINA HAS STRONG VOCAL SKILLS 10. CHRISTINA DOESNT DRAW ATTENTION TO HERSELF WHEN NOT NECASSARY So there you have it!Christina beats Britney no contest! |
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