| Well...it just had to be done. There were soooooooo many Mr Lynch quotes coming at me daily in his enlightening maths lessons, that i just had to dedicate a whole page to him and the wonders of his language. Alas- although it is now the end of an era I hope that these quotes can continue to enthrall you as much as they do me. |
| Mr Lynch! |
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| "Maths fits together like a seamless robe." "Language is alive you know. Forever moving around." "Confusion reigns" "Gertrude works at a cabbage factory on weekends." "If you label the triangle wrong...well...you're dead before you've even started." "It is, in fact, a mathematical symbol...not just a lynch squiggle." "If you fail to practise it, it will drift out of your mind and into the universe..." "Mathematical understanding walks on two feet" "If your calculator has been well briefed at the factory, it will know about all this DAL stuff. And only then will it behave itself." "Get your brain to your mouth Lynch." "Ahhh- naughty boy." "Alas, alack." "We really do need this last half minute. I'm very serious." "There is actually a raisin that occurs in our natural world." "It's sort of a rollarcoaster of life really." "Arghhhhhh- it should not bamboozell you in such a fashion." "Every calculator has its own furballs." "Put in an extra equals sign and life will get better." "Today...I AM Mrs Genner" "Do not let maths befuddle you." "Dissist." "Some of you are being quite churlish." "I'll sit down in a darkened room with a flannel over my head." "This is an interesting little philosophical conundrum." "The GCSE examiners conduct some kind of...sadistic game." "Some of you are being overly lequacious." (spelling????) "I don't have a diagram fettish." "Hmm...how...extra - ordinary." "A triffle baffling i fear." * written on my exam paper* "Don't do any massacreing...it's a right-angled triangle for God's sake." "I'm sorry to say it's not party time." "Gayle, you're going to have to come and sit in the naughty corner in a minute." "Disinter them from whatever dark corner of your room they may be stored within" "Pythagoras is a helpful bloke, but out of his depth when there aren't any right angles about." * written on lol's exam paper* " :) BRING BACK BODMAS! :( " *written on Matt's exam paper* "Can i just gently bend your ears..." *writes on board the following* "Cogito engo sum...i think therefore i am". says: "...Well you can't be sure that your feet exist...only that you're thinking about them." |