| People I Know -Quotes |
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| Oh- there's this lovely little ice-cream parlour i know..." -Jim "I'm having sudden urges to pull you off." - Gayle..to Jim (by accident) "The fridge is my friend. It opens up, and from it's cooling glow come very nice things." -Ste "Ok! So i AM an alcoholic. I'm going to the support groups and everything...just STOP bringing it up will you??God, talk about smashing my self-esteem." -Sarah "Unless you try to do something you have already mastered, you you never grow." *Think about this one- and yes, it is meant to say what ive written* -Random poster at Thorns "I swear i was put on this earth purely to amuse myself." - Chazz "You...gimpoid." -Ad "I think i'll go and practise sexual acts on the lamp." -Gemma upon being asked 'what she wanted to do' "I'll say this once...and only once. You must get this done. I'll say it again...you must get this done." -Jonathan's IT teacher "The meaning of life is to see how much cheese you can eat and how many monkeys you can add to your evil monkey army of the night before life decides that enough is enough and makes you slip in bird crap and break your neck." -Pazz "I don't want a banana!" -Chazz- randomly during a balti "If you added an 'E' to 'to'...T-O-E...wow, that would be pronounced 'twee' wouldn't it?" -Silly Gayle "Microwaves....woaaaaaaaaah." - A half asleep Cheryl "She knows so much about he-man...cos shes a she-man." -Maxine- on Miss Handy "In the end Cheryl, it's always the mouse that gets the cheese." -Beci "Cheryl...I am NOT a meeper." -Sarah "We can be the avis- a-teers!" -John "Oooh Cheryl, you are full of...un-use." -Russell "No, my computer DOES NOT support pimps..." -Me, as ashamed as i am. "You're a wirrad Hazzy!" -Beci "Troman's is A-sexual....no...wait....i'm not finnished...Troman's is A- sexual...beast! Ha. ha. ha." -Ben Pritchard...no one quite knows why. "...Yes, it was fishgeshaften...wasn't it Cheryl." -Sarah's exclamation amid a conversation about something else. "Oh God! Have you got any wrapping paper? We need to wrap thingymajigga's thingymajigga." -Gayle "We could take a photo and put it on a dropback." -Sarah *Gayle and Sarah make an origami dog* Gayle: "Supposedly...if we put it like this...it barks." *Sarah attempts to make dog bark and says...*: "beep beep." |