The Enemy: "The Bastard Army"  A collection of mindless trolls who's only goal in life is to spew their hypocritical worthlessness onto society. 
They are of no valuable worth to society, yet they continue to exist.  They must be stopped.  Their pitiful and desperate attempts for attention will be put to an end. 

Bastard Slang:
*Ownage: Typical term used to describe an instance in which one of the B.A. members thinks that he's put down someone else.  This only occurs online because none of them them would dare leave the comfort of their PC moniters. 
*Rent Free: When the BA claims that one thinks of them constantly.  They term is overused and anytime the Bastard name is mentioned, he is assumed to be living "rent free" in the head of whoever mentioned him.  According to the BA, they live in all of JUs head, and for that, they are "cool."
*Spelling: Many of the BA members are in grade school and have not taken any spelling classes. Yew, bewtiful, troo are all idiotic misconstruities of commonplace terms.  Just sound it out like they do (revert to a 3rd grade mindset makes translation easy).

JU Chat: This is where the BA spends their pointless and empty lives.  Invite yourself into the chatroom through AIM to give their meaningless existences a little spark.  Refer to IBbigJeepin as IB only, he loves it.  Ignore their consistent references to homosexuality, they seem to think about it alot. 

Why The BA is NOT Rebublican:
Reason 1: Statement by their leader
               Statement 2
Reason 2: They recruit radical leftist members such as RyanJeeper
Reason 3: They constantly scatter and promote anti-Bush sentiment.
"The epitome of mindlessness"
This is a list of the most active liberal trolls at any given moment.  This list can and will change frequently since the BA is famous for changing screennames daily.  AEs will be matched to screennames whenever possible.
NOTE: These trolls are not necessarilly BA members.  They are simply liberal scum who need to be shut down.  I have been informed that the BA does not claim Liberal Scum status.  I will leave that judgment to be called on an individual basis.  Good Day.

*MikiPod
*Peyote
*JasonTJ
* RyanJeeper

The Bastard: