Whoever says that Dick Clark doesn't age hasn't seen him lately. The guy has more wrinkles than Strom Thurman...but thankfully not as many liver spots.
December 30, 2002:
Fuck you New York Jets. And fuck you Green Bay for letting them win. The Patriots came from behind to beat Miami in OT, in what can be considered the most exciting game of the regular season. And they're not in the playoffs because of the gay ass Jets. Fuck you Jets. I hope Pennington gets shot. Fuck you.
December 23, 2002:
You know how in football they have all those nicknames for groups of people? No, I can't remember them right now either. But when is one of them going to be named "The Trojans". I mean, it's the most trusted condom, therefore the most trusted protection. I think it would be an honor if you were on the offensive line and gave your QB such good coverage that you earn the name Trojan.
December 21, 2002:
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/subliminal.html
Make sure you turn your sound up a bit, some of the cooler stuff is quiet.
December 18th, 2002:
Oh...my...fucking...God. I hate retarded people SO DAMN MUCH. I won't even get into what happened this time. I'll kill them all, I swear to God.
December 14th, 2002:
When are they going to build cars with guns that can shoot out of the headlights? "This sorry fuck ain't getting out of my way anytime soon...fuck him!" *bam bam bam*
Weapons like that should be in the hands of people like me.
December 13th, 2002:
I was thinking...how many dead people could fit into the White House? Like if you stacked them all together. Hmm. Of course, over time, as the bodies decomposed, you could fit more and more. For a little bit, it would seem like you could stack an infinite number. But the skeletons would take soooo long to go. So given enough time, you could fit almost an endless ammount of bodies I guess. I want to find out.
(Oh yeah, I got listed on Yahoo today.)
December 11th, 2002:
9 out of 10 hippies smell like feet and whiskey.
A man and his girlfriend are in a hotel room watching TV. Suddenly, the girl turns to him and says
"Honey, are you a pedophille?" And he replies "Holy shit, that's a big word for an 8 year old!"
December 10th, 2002:
http://sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf
You'll thank me when you're laughing so hard your face hurts.
December 9th, 2002:
Chris (yes, the same Chris from "How to mess with high people") gets mad everytime I "Gay Bash" (i.e. "Shit, that was so gay") so I've decided to call him
The Gay Crusader!
I find it funny.
December 8th, 2002:
Doffen says:
I ate 8 fajitas yesterday...
Doffen says:
lol
Doffen says:
I was soooo stuffed
Jason says:
Shit
Doffen says:
shit what?
Jason says:
That's a lot of god damn fajitas
Doffen says:
Yes it is
December 8th, 2002:
Don't you hate it when you wake up at 11 AM, want to sleep some more but really have to piss? And since it's so late you know if you get up to piss you can't go back to sleep? And it's really bright out and the damn sun shines through your window? God damn I hate that.
December 7th, 2002:
I've decided I hate the Welsh. They bug me and need some good dentists.
*Note: This spawned a new part of my page: Why The Welsh Suck It...Hard