Written by Noel and Katelyn
Warning: Explicit Lyrics
(Sing to the Chorus part of the Christmas carol, Noel)
You have hairy feet
You damned Puerto Rican
Get of off the street
Julian, Oh Julian
You have a small dick
Your arms don't reach
So you use your Drumsticks
Julian, Oh Julian
You hate Casey S.
But we know deep inside
That you want him for sex
Julian, Oh Julian
You are so funny
When poked in the side
You hop like a bunny
Julian, Oh Julian
How dare you cut line
The least you could do
Is give us a sign
Julian, Oh Julian
Many Saturdays ago
You fell into dog shit
It should have been snow
Julian, Oh Julian
You PuertoRican Bull
We will wave a red flag
And you'll chase us through school
Julian, Oh Julian
You like hole punch holes
Kate has enough
So just give em to Noles
Your feet are just fine
So what if they're hairy
We really don't mind
Julian, Oh Julian
Your dicks not that small
In fact its the only part
Of you thats Tall
Julian, Oh Julian
We know your not gay
But we still think your attracted
To Casey someway
Julian, Oh Julian
We're ticklish too
Just like the Dough Boy
We say "Whoo Hoo"
Julian, Oh Julian
We asked for a sign
We don't mean the bird
So don't even try
Julian, Oh Julian
Your band pants are gone
But shit brought you bad luck
'Cause that night you won
Julian, Oh Julian
We meant what we said
We're gonna buy you some horns
That you'll put on your head
Julian, Oh Julian
Please watch your back
'Cause you'll soon find white circles
Deep in your backpack
Julian, Oh Julian
Heres the end of your song
We will sing it to you
In our bright purple thongs
Julian, Oh Julian
We dont have the thongs
But we'll buy one for Tyler
And teach him your song
Julian, Oh Julian
We really love you
In our years to come
You will still be Saint Ju....