LYRICS Luigi's Lament (Music and Lyrics by Greg Beach) Verse: Waking up is hard enough to do without someone beside you I hate this kingdom and it's handsome hero too! I could do that if I wore red how I wish he would turn up dead Then I could get the spotlight put on me Pre-Chorus: When will my time come when I'll save the day? When will it seem that everything goes my way? Whoever said it's tough being green was wise indeed I wish my moment would come where I'm the one who leads Chorus: I'll just wait like a goomba on Sunday, like a bo-bomb on Friday I'll wait til my fuse blows Then I'll be the King Boo of them all Verse: I've been around as long as him, always had to be chosen second Damn that ape for giving him undeserven fame They gave me a mansion but it turned out to be haunted When will I get a good video game? Ah!!! (It's Godzilla) (Music by Greg Beach, Lyrics by the Syzlaks) Verse: He was a big green monster who raided the town Emerged from the sea he knocked buildings down His first victim was Anguirus He shot a fireball right up his anus Chorus: Ah!!! It's Godzilla! Verse: Rodan was the next one that he versed A Battle so great it rocked the universe but Godzilla fought with all his might Which made him the victor at the end of the fight! Fight, Fight, Fight With all your might! Fight, Fight, Fight for what is right! The Lando System (Music and Lyrics by Greg Beach) Verse: Wimpy Kid sitting on his own, eating PB and J all alone Too dumb to be a nerd, too smart to be a jock, eyes staring at the clock Waiting for the bell to ring, still hasn't found his thing he can hold pride in Hoping that the next day people will not say, he's not cool Verse: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and what she beholds is not what she wants To see in the mirror, things would be much clearer if she would rub her eyes Acne here, what's that there, Oh what will I ever do with my hair? What they say in school, hey maybe it's true but little girl this song's for you Pre-Chorus: If you've been put down, don't fit in with the crowd Things will be looking up, you'll see Through the swamps of Naboo, we'll make it through Bespin doesn't seem that far away to me Chorus: This is a song that goes out to all the losers Generic subject but sincere nonetheless Open your eyes and you will see just what you really can be I know it's corny but it's what I believe to be true.... STAR WARS RULES! Verse: Called betrayer by some but without him, the Imps would have won His speech as a leader given over Endor was motivational Things seemed alright, shields would be down on time, it seemed so easy Until we heard Lando shout aloud "That blast came from the Death Star, that thing's operational!"
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