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| "Quotes" Of The Week -Collected by a very stupid man in lilypad underwear with grass stuffed in his mouth- |
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| "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough." Ken Livingston, speaking to Barry Gibb in threeway phone conversation with Pope. |
| "I am the one!" Matthew Williamson. |
| "We look at it with our eyes, we listen to it with our ears, but where the hell do our noses come into this?" Michael Portillo, commenting on the Prime Minister's arse. |