My collection of Stupid Quotes

We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?
Lee Iacocca

Pleace provide the date of your death
from an IRS letter

The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein
Joe Theisman

Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly
Batman Costume warning label

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything
Ivana Trump

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night
Steve Martin

Most of Austalia's imports come from overseas
Keppel Enderbery

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago...
Dan Quayle

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees
Jason Kidd

We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover
Parish Magazine

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