01-01-03 Look at that date...HAPPY NEW YEAR JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES...Hope you're having fun. I'm finally back. The site hasn't really been updated lately, but dont worry, it'll be updated every damn day now that the holidays are out of the way. I got some news for you today thats gonna make you say "HOLY SHIT!", unless you already know about it then you gonna say, "I already knew that dumbass!" either way, just read my post damnit TWIZTID.COM With the new year, Twiztid.com comes back! with Twiztid.com back comes a fresh new layout and...the very first mp3 from...The Green Book!...The World is Hell... also, Madrox's and Blaze's pages are updated. Monoxide's isn't though. Go to Twiztid.com NOW! HOTLINES Did that say hotlines? Yes it did! The Twiztid and Blaze hotlines are BACK and AxSylum Ya Hotline Homie has hooked up us juggalos and juggalettes that cant call! I was hopin he'd do this cuz I cant call...here check it out! Did ya think I was slippin'? Think I didn't have enough brain cells left to remember? Fuck That! I was sweatin' and salivatin' for this day to come! I missed y'all! So for all my Hotline impaired homies, here ya go! HAPPY NEW YEAR MUTHAFACKOS! Blaze Hotline 1/1/03 (313) 438-6039 Its a brand new year! Do you live in the Ohio area? Then get your ass to Cleveland on February 7th and head to the Agora Theatre cuz' BLAZE WILL BE IN THE HAUGHHH!! Blaze confirms that starting sometime in March, he'll be touring with The Outlawz! Madrox dubs this tour "Thug Fest" and watch out for stray bullets! Gives some Juggalo and Juggalette props for the New Year! Gives some Hatchet props to the Dons, Warriors and Soldiers of the Juggalo world! Call back tomorrow for more freshness! Twiztid Hotline 1/1/03 (313) 438-2812 Madrox had a weird dream but it was still fresh as fuck cuz' he stabbed a muhfucker in his neck and it popped and blood sprayed everywhere and it was..just..fresh! The first Wacky Wednesday of the new year! Madrox and Blaze hated not talking to the Juggalos and Juggalettes but they back and all that shits changed up! Gives some fresh props to the Juggalos and Juggalettes More Twiztid/Bone Thugs tour dates up over at the now available to peep Twiztid.com Get your first taste of the Green Book for free! Go download that shit at Twiztid.com! Blaze has a Juggalo poll (not the kind you stick up your sisters ass) for y'all. Seen the new Twiztid.com layout? Is it: Fresh as Fuck! Gimme a HELL YEAH! I seen it and its fuckin' Pppththththth... WACK! If you said its wack, you nuthin' but a buttcrack! You suck, Twiztid.com is fuckin' back! Rekanize BITCH! Thats it, Hope you had a Happy New Year! Did you get your drink on? Smoke on? Fuck on? If you didn't, fuck it, GET THAT SHIT ON RIGHT MUHFUCKIN' NOW! Much Family Luv, AxSylum Ya Hotline Homie REALJUGGALETTES RealJuggalettes.net is having a contest for the official RJ.Net t-shirt so click HERE to find out more about that uh...I think that's all I got...actually I think I had more but I forgot so I'll be back if I remember. Later ninjas MMMFL "I don't wanna grow up. I'm a Special Ed kid. My mom and dad were cousins and look what they did!" |
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12-25-02 MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! MMMFL |
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12-26-02 XMAS SHOUTS Whats's up ya'll - There's a bunch of news, but I'm too swoll from Christmas Ham to do it all now - I'll be back soon to update the news - For now I would like to show some love to those that have shown me love My mom, Sheri, who has alway been there for me through all the drama, my brother Thomas, who taught me all the things my dad never could. The love of my life Andrea, who was there for me in my darkest times and showed me the light. My dawgs Rob, Lil' Johnson and Big Johnson, Vince, Sean, Michelle, Donna, and Dallas from New York. I love all of you and I wish you the best this holiday season. I would also like to give my thanks and love to all the Juggalos out there. I hope ya'll had a happy holiday season and I hope it rains diamonds for eveyone in the coming year. MCL, MC Budda |
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12-29-02 Yo, I know we missed a couple of days - Evil Lemon is away from home for a while, and Twist has been spendin time with his fams, so it's just me fo now - Here we go - first up: VIOLENT J'S WEEKLY FREEKLY You've probably had the chance to read it by now, but here is Violet J's Sweeeet 17: 1. Anybody Killa will be performing his own, full set on all of the dates for the upcoming 75 stop Shangri La tour. 2. We are shooting the prequel to Big Money Hustlas, entitled “Big Money Rustlas” 3. Rumor has it that in March 2003 Blaze Ya Dead Homie will be touring across this byatch double headliner style with 2 Pac’s legendary side-kicks, The Outlaws. 4. J.C.W. Volume 3 is done! Set to be released EARLY 2003. 5. The original 2 Live Crew will be Joining ICP and Anybody Killa on 72 of the 75 dates (missing the first 3) on the massive Shangri La tour. WHUT! 6. We (ICP) are somehow actually going to do a song with Debbie Gibson. 7. My fuckin’ fresh ass Violent J Autobiography book “Behind the Paint” is finally coming out, at the 2003 Gathering of the Juggalos in JULY. 8. This coming August, 2003, when it’s hot as hell, boring as fuck, and lame as shit… Another U.S. J.C.W. tour is on the way this summer, featuring The Rude Boy, Mad Man Pondo, Evil Dead, Sabu, Vampiro and more! 9. NEW J.C.W. VIDEO GAME FOR PLAY STATION 2! It’s called “Backyard Wrestling” and it features many stars of J.C.W. including Evil Dead, Rudy Boy, Mad Fuck Pondo, Vampiro, Sabu, Monoxide and Jamie Madrox as well as me and Shaggy. The game is super ruthless style and all the music in the video game is supplied by the Hatchet 10. Zug Izland's devastatingly fresh ass, debut album “Cracked Tiles” is finally coming out January 28th, 2003. 11. This upcoming April, all Juggalos will be VERY geeked to hear that ANYBODY KILLAS, debut, full-length album entitled “Hatchet Warrior” will be out. 12. Matt the Warrior is headed to the moon. Well, not exactly the moon, but it might as well be, to him and his crew. THEY’RE HEADED TO EUROPE. Were opening a European branch of Psychopathic Records! 13. To prove we love you guys too, were coming over there this MAY BITCH. ICP IS HEADED BACK TO EUROPE TO TOUR FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 5 YEARS THIS MAY! AUSTRALLIA TOO, WHAT! AND EVEN SOME JAPAN 14. Twiztid is touring with Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. 15. I’m finally releasing a solo Violent J EP. Its going to be a brand new, redone, 30 minute version of ICP's old school classic from Carnival Of Carnage “Wizard Of The Hood”. 16. This coming late January, it’s here. JUGGALETTES GONE WICKED!!! 17. The last bit of flavor I have for you all is simply this… We’ll be doing lots and lots of fresh little after parties on the upcoming tour if yall wanna come hang. Keep checking for them to be popping up as we go. You never know what the hell you’ll see at them crazy ass, last minute after party gigs. So that's the general boom - check out the full story HERE WRAITH REVIEW I can't remember where I got this but it's pretty cool review of thr wraith: Review of The Wraith at I-mockery.com VOTE FOR US! You may have noticed the voting buttons we have on our home page - I'd just like to ask ya'll to take a moment when you can and click on one or two or more for us. Some sites use pop-ups to FORCE you to vote - Twist decided he didn't want to force anyone to vote - He also has sworn to not have any ads, pop-ups, pop-unders, or anything of that annoying shit, just so we can bring you all the fresh flava without distraction. So show your appreciation for that by voting for us. It just takes a minute, and you can just click on it once in a while. Just to make it easy, here's the links: VOTE FOR US AT JUGGALOS4LIFE TOPSITES! VOTE FOR US AT ICP TOP 50! VOTE FOR US AT JUGGALO FREEK SHOW TOPSITES! (We may not be showing up here, but the votes should count) Well, bitches and bitchettes, I'm out - Someone will be back soon with more news MC Budda |
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01-02-03 What up? A very tired evil lemon is here with news. Probably will be short because I'm bout to fall asleep on the fuckin keyboard. well anyway here... TWIZTID.COM Here's a post from Screwball of Twiztid.com: WHAT UP YALL THIS BE SCREWBALL HERE WITH A QUICK ASS THURSDAY UPDATE. FIRST OF ALL THE HOT-LINES HAVE BEEN UPDATED, AND ON LAST NIGHTS BLAZE YA DEAD HOT-LINE, THE DEAD MAN HIMSELF SPOKE ABOUT HIM HAVING A SHOW IN CLEVELAND, OHIO AT THE AGORA ON THE 7TH, OF FEBURARY 2003. TICKETS FOR THIS SHOW ARE AVAILABLE NOW. IN OTHER NEWZ..... RECORDING HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN ON VIOLENT-J’S 30 MINUTE SOLO EP, BASED ON ICP’S “WIZARD OF THE HOOD” FROM CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE. THE EP WILL FEATURE THE LIKE OF TWIZTID’S JAMIE MADROX, & MONOXIDE TAKING THE ROLLS OF THE TIN-MAN, AND SCARECROW! LOOK FOR THIS RELEASE TO BE AVAILABLE AT THE GATHERING 2003. THAT’S IT FOR NOW, BUT BEFORE I GET OUTTA HERE, I JUST WANNA SEND OUT SOME PROPS TO SUPERBALLS-017 FOR SCORING THE JUGGALO OF THE YEAR AWARD OVER @ REALJUGGALETTES.NET – IM IN YALL PEACE! Also, Monoxide's page on Twiztid.com is up and since I know you're lazy, I'll post it for you: WHAT UP YALL, SMOKERS, SMOKETTES, IT’S ME THE M-O-N-O, 2 DA BOOGIE HERE TO KICK DOWN SOME FLAVOR ON MY BRAND NEW PAGE, ON THE BRAND NEW SIGHT, IN THE BRAND NEW YEAR, …. SHIT IMA SPARK UP ONE OF THESE BRAND NEW PACK OF SMOKES I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS, AND GET THIS MUTHA FUCKA STARTED. WE’RE STILL WORKIN ON THE GREEN BOOK, WE GOT THE 3RD EPISODE OF THE PURPLE SHOW SET TO HIT THE SIGHT ON THE 15TH OF JANUARY, WE’RE WORKING WIT J ON HIS SOLO PROJECT, AND GETTING READY TO GO ON TOUR WITH MUTHA FUCKIN BONE THUGS N’ HARMONY, AND THE YEAR JUST STARTED!!! DAAAAAMMMM! WE SOME BUISSY MUTHA FUCKAZ! SO HOW WAS YALL CHRISTMAS, AND NEW YEAR? WAS IT THE USUAL FAMILY FIGHT, BECAUSE YOUR DRUNK ASS UNCLE KEVEN KEPT STICKIN HIS DICK IN AUNT MABLE’S HOME MADE EGG NOG? OR, WAS IT THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS COMPLETE WITH A TREE, WRAPPED PRESENTS, AND GOBLET GRAVY? WHICH EVER, I HOPE YA SHIT WAS GREEN, LIKE MINE!! EACH, AND EVERY YEAR ON CHRISTMAS WE ALL GET TOGETHER TO SMOKE SOME SERIOUS CHRISTMAS TREE, AND PASS OUT OUR FLAVOR GIFTS! NOW, IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT A FLAVOR GIFT IS, LET ME EXPLAIN = A FLAVOR GIFT HAS GOTTA BE, A GIFT A PERSON WOULD NEVER EXPECT TO GET. FOR INSTANCE, LAST YEAR I GOT JAMIE’S ASS A STETSON COLONGE GIFT SET, THAT’S RIGHT THE ONE N’ ONLY BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL LADY KILLER! HIS STUPID ASS ACTUALLY SPLASHED SOME ON LIKE A STRAIGHT UP TROOPER, N’ HEADED TO THE TITTY BAR. THIS YEAR I HAD A LIL BIT-O-TIME TO SHOP FOR FLAVOR GIFTS, N’ OH NINJA DID IT PAY OFF. I GOT BLAZE BEVERLY HILLS COP 1+2 ON LASERDISC, IN SOMEWHAT SCRATCHED TO SHIT CONDITION, 4 MADROX I SCORED A COMPLETE SET OF MIX-MATCH BATH TOWELS, WASH RAGS, N’ TOILET PAPER FROM THE TOLEDO, MOTEL 8, VIRGINIA BEACH, DOUBLE TREE, AND THE STAY HEMOTEL. JD THE WEEDMAN AND PICKLEZ BOTH RECEIVED A CAN OF HORMEL CREAMED CORN N’ A 12 PACK OF DEPENDS MEDIUM SIZE UNDERGARMENTS. IT WAS THE SHIT EVERYONE WAS SURPRISED AND HATED THERE GIFTS, MORE THEN EVER, WHICH WAS COOL CAUSE I WAS REALLY PISSED ABOUT THE SPICE RACK I RECEIVED FROM MADROX, AND THE ONE PACK OF TOPPS GOONIES BUBBLE GUM TRADING CARDS THAT APPARENTLY EVERYBODY ELSE CHIPPED IN TO GET ME. I ALMOST SLAPPED PICKLEZ STRAIGHT OUT HIS CHRISTMAS DUDS, WHEN HE SAID, “I HOPE YOU GET SOMETHIN GOOD OUT THAT PACK DOG”! GOOD, THE ONLY THING I STAND A GOOD CHANCE OF GETTING FROM THAT PACK WAS A QUICK TRIP TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM, AFTER EATING A PIECE OF THAT VINTAGE MOLDY BUBBLE GUM. I SWEAR THAT POWDERY WHITE PIECE A GUM TURNED TO DUST IN MY HAND BEFORE I ATE IT, BUT I COULD’VE JUST BEEN HIGH. YEAH, CHRISTMAS IS THE SHIT! NEW YEAR’S WAS COOL TOO. WE GOT BLEW OUT IN THIS CORNFEILD UP NORTH, THAT SHIT WAS DEFINETLY SOME OF THAT OTHER. NO DICK CLARK, NO 200 MILLION PEOPLE WAITING 4 SOME BIG APPLE TO DROP, JUST ACRE AFTER ACRE OF ROWS OF CORN. NOW IF YOU SEEN SIGNS OR CHILDREN OF THE CORN, THEN YOU NO HOW CREEPY THAT SHIT CAN BE AT NIGHT. WELL JUST IMAGINE BEING 10 DEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, WITH A POCKET FULL OF PRE-ROLLS N’ TWO FLASHLIGHTS, WITH BRAND NEW BATTERYS. WE PASSED THE TIME, BY PASSING THE TREE, N’ SWAPPING SOME OF THE FRESHEST GHOST STORYS WE COULD THINK OF SINCE WE WERE LITTLE KIDS, COME TO THINK OF IT MADROX AIN’T NEVER BEEN LITTLE, SCRATCH THAT. ANYWAY AT ONE POINT BLAZE STARTED TRIPPING OUT SAYING THAT HE HAD JUST GOT ABDUCTED BY AN ALIEN, BUT I DIDN’T BELIEVE HIM. ALL IN ALL THE HOLIDAYS WERE DEFINETLY ALL THAT IN A PIMP HAT, BUT NOW IT’S 2003, IT’S FINALLY HERE, TODAY, RIGHT NOW. WERE FINALLY BACK THIS IS THE YEAR, WE WILL INTRODUCE THE GREEN BOOK TO THE JUGGALO WORLD AND CAPTIVATE MIND, BODY, AN SOUL WITH IT’S EMMENSE MAGICAL POWER. IM OUT THIS BITCH LIKE 02!!! MONOXIDE HOTLINES This is from Angie from RealJuggalettes.net: I called the hotlines, there's a lil' contest on Blaze's hotline: 313.438.6039. All you gotta do is tell 'em what a grit is, what hogmog (spelling) is, and what a chitlin is and you win a surprise prize. And, over at the Twiztid hotline: 313.438.2812 Jamie is feelin' a lil' under the weather and recommends no less than 14 hours of sleep and some horror movies if you're sick today on Tiredass Thursday. Here's Jamie and Blaze's 6 horror movie picks: 1. The Exorcist 2. The Changeling 3. Amittyville Horror 4. Foot Loose 5. Pumpkin Head 6. Hell Night So, there ya go, get ya some movies and some orange juice and get to feelin' better. And what the hell, even if you're not sick still go out and get them movies. They also mentioned that Mono's page on Twiztid.com will be up soon and err body seems to like the new layout according to the poll they had yesterday on the hotline. WEBSITE Apparently, Everybody ignores my stupid ass so Ima say it again, send in your shit for the Juggalo Artwork section of the site. I said somethin bout this I dunno about 2 weeks ago, and nobody sent in shit! come on, I wanna see something on that page. Send here and do it now! That's it. Not much news but you got kind of a lot to read so do that and I'll be back sometime with news MMMFL "If I was a llama, I'd spit on you!" |
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