1-4-03 What's up Juggalos and Juggalettes? How are ya doin? There's not a lot of news but I'll cover what little news I got HOTLINES Here's the Twiztid Hotline update Twiztid Hotline 1/3/03 (313) 438-2812 -Its Fellatio Friday so get your pickle buffed if you're a Juggalo. If you're a Juggalette, hook a ninja up and get your cookie nibbled in return! -They was up in the Lotus Pod with Violent J recording his "Wizard of the Hood" solo E.P. and Madrox says its gonna be PHAT! -Monoxide's updated page at Twiztid.com is UP RIGHT NOW so go read it if you haven't already! -Madrox has a plethora of special guests with him so he's gonna pass the phone like a fat doobie (Passes the phone to the M-O-N-O) -Monoxide says y'all are in their hearts (Passes phone to Blaze) -Blaze says they are at the fabulous Lotus Pod studios in wonderful Farmington Hills, MI (Starts to pass the phone but he has to give an introduction for THIS special guest) -Ladies and Gentlemen. Boys and Girls. Children of all ages. The one, the only....VIOLENT J IN THIS MUHFUCKA! -J didn't wanna come on here and peel your domes back but he has to. There's speculation of a collusion, that's right, a collusion to keep him off the Twiztid hotline cuz' its been like, 4 years since he was on here. His grandma got a job with Sprint so he's plugged into the system now! -Monoxide has a few parting words for us all since he ain't talked to us for a minute. -Monoxide: Collusion, Confusion, Contusion, Mass Confusion, Everybody's Losin' -Till Tomorrow! BACKYARD WRESTLING GAME Here's a little preview of the Backyard Wrestling Game from Electronic Gaming Montly magazine. There'll be a review of the game next month as you can see from this picture below, so I'll pick it up and scan it for ya when its out. PHIL CHALMERS Phil Chalmers is going to be debating Juggalos in TheSixth.com chatroom on January 15 from 7pm to 9pm. here's the post from his site and TheSixth.com, saying pretty much the same as i just did Truelies.org Phil has been invited to debate ICP fans in the chat room on the website, www.TheSixth.com. The debate will take place on January 15th, 2003, from 7-9PM. Watch our website for details on how to get involved in the chat. We need friends of our organization to log on and debate with us. But, we must approach these fans with love. So, if you are game, join us on January 15th. THE TRUTH MUST BE TOLD! THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX! TheSixth.com Phil Chalmers has finally contacted me and I will be the voice of you juggalos. We have decided to schedule a debate between me and Phil Chalmers and any juggalo (Who isn't wanting to make an ass of themselves) who has questions comments and whatever you want to say to Phil in our own chatroom. January 15th at 7pm-9pm be there at JuggaloIRC As well juggalos be proffesional the channel administrators will be on hand and will remove you from the chat if you are lude and licivious because Phil is our guest even tho alot of you don't like him I just wanna school him in some juggalo mannerisms ninjas and that's being straight up bout it bout it. As well ninjas be there or don't but the Debate will go on as long as people don't vex or insult him. Well, That's all the news for today. Sorry about not updating yesterday, I forgot to, plus there wasn't much news. Before I go, Ima say it again, send in anything that you've made for the Juggalo Artwork section. I'll be back sometime with more news. Later Juggalos MFL "Penguins smoke weed outside igloos in Alaska" |
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1-5-03 Whats up ya'll? First, lemme give my New Years shouts to all my Juggalos out there - I hope ya'll are having a good year and I hope it rains mad diamonds for ya in the coming year! Twist has been hiding out or something for a while, but he wanted me to tell ya'll he'll be back soon with some new sections and flava. On with the news... BACKYARD WRESTLING THE GAME Now if you're like me, and I know I am, you love video games, wrestling, and Psychopathic shit. Now this game right here combines all that. I can't wait to see it and I hope it's all that I hope. I had the official link for the site but I lost it - As soon as I find it it'll be up for ya'll to peep FAYGOBABE Here's a cool pic I got from Faygo.com. Click it for the full size image Well, Thats its for the moment - Someone will be back later for more. Ya'll be good MCL - MC Budda |
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1-6-03 yesterday, a whole day without an update from the evil lemon? how could this be?? i didn't have much news just like today, but heres my pathetic little scrap of news... HOTLINES heres the Blaze and Twiztid hotlines for today from faygoluvers.net and i gotta agree with Jamie, mondays suck Blaze Hotline 1/6/03 (313) 438-6039 -Blaze says What up to some peoples -Props to Scottie D. and AxSylum from FaYgoLuVeRS.net for the Hotline-2-Intranet Hookup -He's trying to get BlazeYaDeadHomie.com back up for yo ass! Speculation says that it could be up by February -They've been working on Violent J's E.P. the past couple days at The Lotus Pod. Blaze slips out a little info that he's the Lion & Madrox is the Tin Man. So now you know! -Madrox hangs up cuz' he don't wanna hear no football score bullshit. -There will be a Super Secret Blaze contest on the Hotline on Wednesday. He won't say what the winners of the last contest won cuz'...well...it's a secret. -Blaze and Madrox get sentimental on the Juggalos and Juggalettes -Blaze will have more news tomorrow Twiztid Hotline 1/6/03 (313) 438-2812 -Madrox hates Monotone Monday. Fellatio Friday, Super Saturday and Cereal Sunday are fresh but Monotone Monday SUCKS cuz' you gotta start the whole week over again. That means back to school and/or work and thats..PTHTHTHTH.. WACK! (AxSylum: He's just trippin', Monday is kinda' fresh cuz' he gets to spend it right here with the Juggalos and Juggalettes.) JUGGALO RADIO SHOW Heres something I picked up from realjuggalos.com and said, "What the hell? I'll post it" Whats up Yall, i got a little news to throw at yall and its about a phat ass Juggalo Radio show in Canada, its on Cjam.Ca You can catch this show every Late Monday/Early Tuesday, why do i say that, well because it depends on where you are...its on from 2-6am EASTERN time, so you do the math for your area, and its COMPLETELY UNSCENSORED and JUGGALO FRIENDLY, also he has Freestyle Battles, and much much more!!! call in from the United States (313) 963 6112 ext. 3630, or call straight from Canada @ (519) 971 3630 no matter where you are at make sure you hit up the site and listen LIVE! over Streaming Audio, tonite, and every Monday night after that if you have further questions contact: Green_Eyed_Bandit_666@Hotmail.com or hit him on AIM @ HOLYTERROR316 Well that's it...Damn my post is colorful today...Later MFL Why drink and drive home when you can smoke and fly home? |
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1-9-03 Whats up Juggalos? First off, you may have noticed we have a new address to use : www.uots.tk. It's easier to remember and a lot shorter, and it will bring you directly to this page.I've also added a couple of things to the site - We now have links on this page to Hatchetgear and Hatchetgear new items, Faygo.com, The Online Street Team and AIM chat. I have added some dates to the Twiztid tour dates section, check out all tour dates HERE. The Hell's Pit section has also been redone and now matches this section. BLAZE TOUR? Could this be the Blaze/Outlawz Tour? I fould this on Ticketmaster: Blaze Ya Dead Homie Fri, 02/07/03 8:00 pm Agora Theatre Cleveland, OH Click HERE to check it out TWIZTID TOUR DATES? And over at Ticketweb, I found some Ttiztid dates for May! Maybe this is an upcoming tour that has yet to be announced?? Not On Sale Yet Friday, May 9 8:00 PM (7:00 PM doors) Nobody in Particular Presents presents Twiztid plus T.B.A. at Ogden Theatre, Colorado All Ages U.S.$20.00 On sale: Saturday, January 11 at 10:00 AM Mountain Not On Sale Yet Saturday, May 10 8:00 PM (7:00 PM doors) Nobody in Particular Presents presents Twiztid plus T.B.A. at Ogden Theatre, Colorado All Ages U.S.$20.00 On sale: Saturday, January 11 at 10:00 Mountain Well, they go on sale this Saturday so check it out HERE if you're in the Colorado area. Check ya'll later, MCL, Twist |
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1-9-03 Damn I gotta start updating more. I'm slacking! Actually I've had a lot of stuff to do lately but I'll try to make an update more often...anyhoo(uhh?) to the reason I'm here...I have a lot of Psychopathic news so just keep reading cuz this is gonna be a LONG update. Maybe it'll make up for the days I was gone? YUKON BRAXTON This is a sad way to start off an update but I need to post this. Yukon Braxton Posted on 1-8-2003 by Web Crack Willy We have some sad news for all the fans of Juggalo Championshit Wrestling. Yukon Braxton, one of the up-an-coming shooting stars of wrestling in the JCW, passed away December 30th last year. Jeff Dingess (Yukon’s real name) was a truly loved member of the JCW Family as well as the Psychopathic Family and his passing has affected us in a great way. Jeff was a formidable wrestler and a good friend to many of the JCW superstars, and especially to all those that had their lives touched by this man’s presence. We want to convey to all our readers, all of the JCW fans, and especially Jeff’s wife Dawn, his two sons, his family and his friends, our sincere regret and sorrow about his untimely passing. Click here for more... Jeff Dingess 1978-2002 FLORIDA EXTRAVAGANZA CONVENTION You lucky florida juggalos... Get ready Florida! Posted on 1-9-2003 by NetmasterGordon This is a quick reminder for all the Juggalos of Florida to get ready, be prepared, and strap your wig in tight, because this Saturday, January 11th, Insane Clown Posse will be in the house!! Yes, the Wicked Clowns are plotting an invasion of the Florida Extravaganza Convention, a mega-sized toy convention located in sunny Orlando, Florida. You can catch a signature from these two underground music legends from 1 PM to 5 PM, and just spend some time kickin' it up until 6 PM. There will also be a merchandise booth at the event, stocking all of the newest and rarest Psychopathic items. It is a great chance to get an autograph from ICP, and a good opportunity to snag some merch as well. The Florida Extravaganza Convention is located at 9800 International Drive, Orlando FL 32819-8111. Hit up their website http://www.fxshow.com/ for more details. Click here for more... CRACKED TILES There's a new ad or banner or whatever the fuck you want to call it at insaneclownposse.com and its for Zug Izland's new CD, Cracked Tiles. Check it out TWIZTID.COM from spyder... Updated dates… This be your homie Spyder, droppin’ in on a wacky Wednesday evening wit some Dealio type shit! First of all there have been a few small changes to the Twiztid / Bone tour dates section so, if you didn’t know…. go there now! Purple Newz… Second, Screwball has updated thepurpleshow.com wit some interesting, and quick tidbits about that dang ol’ 3rd episode. So, for the scoop on that, go to thepurpleshow.com, and get right. In other newz… Recording continues on Violent-J solo EP based on “The Wizard of The Hood” from C.O.C. What we know so far… The EP is set to be released at the GOTJ ’03. The EP will feature Shaggy, Twiztid & Blaze. Monoxide is the scarecrow. Blaze is the lion. Shaggy is the wizard. Madrox is the tin-man. This EP is sure to be musical theatrical masterpiece! Blaze ya dot com? The dead man’s site is set to return to the internet! Finally, after months upon months, blazeyadeadhomie.com will be returning to the web on January 22, 2002 with a dead appeal. I have spoke wit Blaze about his sight and his reply was, “I don’t want no real fancy shit … I just want my own sight for hanging up tour dates, n’ bio’s n’ shit like that I guess…?” So Blaze is leaving twiztid.com? Well sort of. Fear not though, Blaze has also stated that in addition to his own site, he will still write for his Dead-Homie page here @ twiztid.com! ‘Till next time… Before I bounce, I wanted to remind yall that realjuggalettes.net is having a contest to design their new logo – so check out the sight, and enter you submission today! Peace and much family luv! Spyder THEPURPLESHOW.COM An update from Screwball about the 3rd episode of The Purple Show What up yall? This be SCREWBALL here with some Purple Show Newz. There has been some considerable talk about the 3rd episode of The Purple Show airing on January 15th, 2003 At 8pm E.S.T. right here on thepurpleshow.com! Among the usual cast of Serial Killaz, and dead bodies, look for extra special appearances by the one and only Insane Clown Posse, as well as Esham, JD Tha Weed-Man, and Anybody Killa to be droppin’ on the devastating 3rd episode of The Purple Show! Also, Spyder told me that there is a very interesting and wild newcomer by the name of “JJ-4” who is set to host the entire half hour of madness. That’s it for now. I’m in, yall. Peace! SCREWBALL SPIN MAGAZINE I stole this from Scottie D ICP got props in Spin Magazine about "Juggalo Homies" here's what it said Sun-kissed Coors-rock jam about love among Juggalos. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be shocked these clowns had it in 'em. So that's pretty cool Well that's it. That's my extremely colorful update for the day...or couple days maybe lol and I dont have a new weird saying for the bottom of my update today so I'll just use one from the other days cuz I like it later juggalos and juggalettes MMMFL "Why drink and drive home when you can smoke and fly home?" |
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1-10-03 What's up ya'll! I got some more tour dates for you! MORE SHANGRI-LA TOUR DATES Woo Woo, I just found even more dates, I added them to the Tour Dates page, here's the list of dates so far: January 22nd Fargo, North Dakota January 23rd Minneapolis, Minnesota January 25th Clive, Iowa January 27th Denver, Colorado January 28th Denver, Colorado January 30th Salt Lake City, Utah January 31st Boise, Idaho February 2nd Seattle, Washington February 4th Portland, Oregon February 5th Medford, Oregon February 7th Chico, California February 8th Reno (Sparks), Nevada February 11th Ventura, California February 12th San Diego, California February 14th Anaheim, California February 15th Las Vegas, Nevada February 16th Mesa, Arizona February 18th Tucson, Arizona February 19th Albuquerque, New Mexico February 20th El Paso, Texas February 23rd Austin, Texas February 27th Lubbock, Texas February 28th Oklahoma City, Oklahoma March 1st Tulsa, Oklahoma March 3rd Wichita, Kansas March 4th Columbia, Missouri March 7th St. Louis (Sauget), Illinois March 8th Lawrence, Kansas March 9th Peoria, Illinois Click HERE for more tour info That's what I got for the moment - I'll be back with mo later Peace Yall - MC Budda |
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