Bunnymanfour

THE ADVENTURES OF BUNNYMAN AND MIDGETGIRL part 4

....Where we last left off our two super hero stoners were captured by the Evil Lemon and her henchman Pengy Toka. They had come up with a plan to escape, by riping off a piee of bunnymans cape and smoking it and blowing the smoke into Pengy Toka's face to make him fall asleep and then they would steal the key to the cell that they are in. Midgetgirl ripsa piece off and Bunnyman hands her his bowl and lighter. She puts the piece of cape into the bowl and takes the lighter Bunnyman is holding.
"I really hope this works." says Bunnyman
Midgetgirl puts the lighter up to the bowl and lights it, she takes in as much of it as her lungs can hold and quickly passes it to Bunnyman and he takes in as much as he can hold. They both look at Pengy Toka, he is nearly asleep. He's just standing against the cells door trying not to fall asleep. Bunnyman runs up and grabs Pengy Toka around the neck and holds him still. Midgetgirl and Bunnyman blow the smoke into his face. At first he starts to cough a little but then he relaxes and becomes mellow and with in a few minutes he fell asleep.
"Yay! The plan worked!" said Midgetgirl.
"Yea.. good job... now can we smoke the rest of my cape before we go and defeat Evil Lemon?"
"No Bunnyman there is no time to waste. The future of every stoner on this planet lies in our hands. We can't let them down."
"Alright, lets go find Lemon."
They quietly take the keys from Pengy Toka and open the cell. They drag him into the cell and lock it up. They look down the hallways to see if they can remeber how Pengy Toka brought them here. They take the left hallway hoping to find Evil Lemon and sop her before its too late. They hear footsteps, so they dogde behind a corner waiting for whoever it is to walk by them. The footsteps get closer and closer and then from out of no where they hear..
"what are you two doing behind there?"
"Holy shit man! What in the hell are you doing here?"
"Well the chief called me in today and told me about the problem at hand, he said maybe i should help you two out."
"Well we are glad to see you Jhilla." said Midgetgirl
"Jhilla? thats your name, no i thought it was bill." said Bunnyman
"No no Bunnyman my name is Bong.. Jhilla Bong, don't you remember? a few years back all three of us took out those criminals who tried to rob the bank?"
"Uh.. no i don't, hehe sorry man its all the weed, you know?"
"Well how did you fnd us?" asked Midgetgirl
"Well i told you the cheif called me in this morning to tell me what happened. that was at 9 a.m. but when i left his office at 10:30 i saw your car outsdie the building so i walked over and saw no one inside. I thought maybe you had went into the chiefs office but i just didn't see you, but then i noticed the manhole was open so i jumped in. I caught up to you guys when Pengy Toka was taking you to the cell. I didn;t see where Lemon ran off to though."
"Oh ok" said bunnyman
"But wait if you saw Pengy toka carrying us to the cell, why didnt you help us get out of there?" asked Midgetgirl
"Well i overheard you guys talking about your plan. it sounded funny as hell so i wanted to watch, haha. But i was gonna help you if the plan backfired."
Midgetgirl just shakes her head
"Well come on guys we have to find Lemon before she smokes the weed. It's very potent you know, its the flamest shit you can get. i heard the chief got it from some jungle down in south america or some shit."
"Well why is it so powerful that if she smokes it she will rule the worlds weed supply?" Asked Jhilla
"I have no idea man." said Bunnyman
"I know why." said Midgetgirl
Both men turned around to look at her waiting to hear what she had to say.
"If you smoke it in little amounts it wont do nothing to you except get you really high. But What Evil Lemon plans on doing is smoking it in the pure gold bowl. If she does that she can put the whole sac in there and get its power and BAM she rules the world's weed."
"But why is it so powerful?"
"Well before it came to America, it was gathered ina jungle in south america, some medicine man of a tribe puta spell on it. butit kind of backfired. What he wanted the spell to do was make it the most potent weed in the world so all u have to do is smell it and your fucked up for hours and hours you know? It did come out potent i will admit that. You smoke one bowl and your gone! But the bad part of the spell is that some how some way, i dont know how really, i dont know much about these vodoo people, when it is mixed with that gold bowl the bowl can hold a whole sac. The medicine man kinda did this as a curse i guess, He thought no man would be as powerful enough to actually make a pure gold bowl. He wanted to make people greedy you know? he wanted them to wish they could smoke the whole sac but cant unless they have a gold bowl. But someone made the bowl. noone knows who exactly.But when the weed is mixed with that gold it not only can fit the whole sac into it, but it unleashes the power of the spell, and whatever the person who is using the bowl wants, they get. In this case Lemon wants all the weed for herself. We can't let that happen."
"Jesus you damn midget! what do you do with your free time? Just sit online and look up shit? you weirdo!" yelled bunnyman
"Well... what do you expect me to do? While your high you hog the PS2! so i have nothing to do but go online!"
"Alright you two no more fighting!" yelled Jhilla
"ok" they both said
"We have to find Lemon thats the only thing that matters right now. so lets go!"

........DUN DUN DUN!!! Will They find Lemon in time? Will midgetgirl ever get to play the PS2 or will she have to stay online for the rest of her midget life? Stay tuned to find out!!!