BUNNYMAN AND MIDGETGIRL...THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES part 3 Were we last left off, Bunnyman and Midgetgirl had figured out the Evil Lemon is hiding in the sewers of Jhillatown. So they grabbed the midget stilts of might and got into the bunnyman mobile and drove off.... "I hope we were right and that evil lemon is in the sewers cause if she isnt.... fuck this im going home!! this is too much working and not enough smoking!" said bunnyman "well we have to be right bunnyman." "And why is that Midgetgirl?" "Because if we just give up and go home to smoke....THERES NOTHING TO SMOKE SO WE HAVE TO FIND HER TO GET THE WEED BACK!!!" "Damn calm down will ya.... you see when you act like that u disturb bunny time." "And what is bunny time? "Bunny time is high time." They finally reach the manhole. As bunnyman lifts the top of it off midgetgirl is putting on her stilts. "Oh. for pete's sake midgetgirl you are not going to drown!" "How do you know!! i might slip and fall and drown!! think of my children!!" "Children?? what children?" "My baby pot plants back at the weed cave! they are my children!" "Oh shit they are my children too cuz i planted them! YAY I'M A DADDY!!" "NO!" "YES!" "NO!" "YES......wait... what were we arguing about?" "um....um...i don't remember." "Well ok then.lets go down there and find Lemon and get back the weed." They preceed to climb down the man hole into the sewer. Its dark in there so they turn on their flashlights they have attached to their utility belts. "Ohh man whats the smell?" says midgetgirl "Oops.. sorry." "no not you, i forgot sewers stink." Bunnyman just shrugs his head and they walk on and on what seems like for hours. "Are we there yet?" "No." "What about now Midgetgirl?" "No." "Now?" "NOOOOOOOOO! stop asking me that!!!" All of a sudden they hear a laugh "MUHAHAHA... cough cough HAHAHA.. welcome to my lair bunnydork and leprachaun girl.. so nice of you to drop by." "Bunnydork... i like the sound of that, hey midgetgirl do you think i should change my name to that?" "This is neither the time nor the place to ask me that! We have found evil lemon." "Correction midget i have caught you both! you fell into my trap! you both are standing on a net! Pull the cord now Pengy Toka!" As soon as Pengy Toka pulled the cord the net sprang up and Bunnyman and Midgetgirl were trapped in the net hanging in the air. Evil Lemon steps out of the shadows to reveal that she is holding the golden bowl. "Pretty isn't it? Too bad you two will never be able to smoke out of it because ina few hours i will and then i will rule all the worlds weed supply MUHAHAHA. Pengy Toka put these two into a cell and stand guard. i must go get ready for tonight." So Evil Lemon's hench man, Pengy Toka who is a very big neon green penguin, picks up the net and carries Midgetgirl and Bunnyman off to the cell. He opens up the cell door and throws them in there, close and locks the door and just stands there to stand guard. "Oh shit what do we do now Midgetgirl? Lemon is planning on smoking the cheifs weed in his gold bowl tonight, we have to stop her but how?" "If only we had some weed, we could smoke and think of a plan." "Man too bad we don't have any weed in our utility belts. All i have in mine is my bowl and lighter." Midgetgirl just sits in the corner and shivers. "Yo midgtegirl whats wrong?" "Nothing im just cold." "Why you cold?" "Gee. maybe cuz we walked through water for like 2 hours and my clothes are soaked!!" "Well see... thats what you get for not wearing a cape like me, my clothes may be a little wet but my cape is dry." "damn you, your not wet at all, its all becuase you are tall, so you weren't as close to the water as i was!" "Well here, take my cape, that will help you get warm." So Bunnyman takes off his cape and gives it to midgetgirl. She wraps it around her and begins to feel a little warmer when she notices the smell of weed. Not the smell you would smell when you smoke it but the smell you would smell like right when you first open the baggie and breathe in that sweet smell of weed. "Woah.. i smell weed." syas midgetgirl "You do? were at! i wanna smoke it!" "The smell it's... it's coming from your cape!!" "What? Are you sure?" "Yea!, bunnyman what is your cape made out of?" "Oh shit thats right! i had it specially made! its made out of Hemp!" "We are saved!" "Why do you say that?" "What is another name for weed?" "Pot." "Besides that." "Maryjane...dope...dank....marijuana...and..and..." "AND HEMP YOU MORON!!" "Oh yea.. i knew that. i was going to say that next but you cut me off." "We can ripa piece of your cape off put it in you bowland smoke it." "How is that going to help us, Pengy Toka will smell it and then take it from us and smoke it himself and ill be all out of weed!" "Look at Pengy Toka... he looks sleepy and if we both take real big hits and blow it in his face he'll get more sleepy, fall asleep and we can steal his key, get out of here and stop lemon." Bunnyman just looks at her witha worried look on his face. "Ok.. I just hope this works.." .......Will Bunnyman and Midgetgirl be able to smoke it with out Pengy Toka seeing them do it? Will the smoke make him fall asleep or just give him serious munchies? Stay tuned Juggalos and Juggalettes to find out!! ...............TO BE CONTINUED.............. |
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