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| Worlds Addicts Annonymous |
| Featured Article |
| This Month's Tribute |
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| Top Ten |
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| This Month's Theme Song "Don't Tell Me" |
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| Off The Wall |
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| Featured Tip |
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| Add WAA's Banner to your website. |
| Be PROUD of your addiction no matter how fucking twisted it is. |
| August 2004 |
| Under 18yrs? Over-fucking-sensitive? GET THE FUCK OUT. Come back when you get a sense of humour and/or are legal. |
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| Hair Of The Dog |
| Drawing Lines |
| "Lines, lines everywhere lines, blocking out the scenery breaking my mind. Do this don't do that can't you see the lines?" Ok so we've improvised on a old classic. For those of you who don't remember this song, you're shit out of luck. Our beef this month, as you may have guessed, are lines. To be more direct, those flimsy toe-in-the-sand drawn lines separating reality.. and fantasy. In Fantasy World for example, a smile or friendly hug and hello can easily be misconstrued to mean: "please fuck me you sexy beast before my body melts into a pool of one handed bliss." ..when uttered by the object of a resident of Fantasy World's desire. While in Reality World the same phrase can be loosely translated to mean: "Hi ___ huggsssss :-)" to a resident of Reality World. Obviously, it's easy to see how Fantasy World residents can become confused with such deeply mixed signals. And so the stalker is born. WAA suggests not being angry with these misguided individuals but instead offer them your support and understanding. They can't help themselves, they've stepped over the line between two worlds and are completely unaware of what they have become. If this method is unsuccessful, try a less complicated one by simply turning off your computer or becoming one of Worlds new generation of Recycles. Of course we have to give mention to a new type of Worlds fantasy life. The life of the ever-fucking-annoying Tweedle. The "Tweedle" avatars are great fun although not very original. Regardless, we think they're a fun Worlds addition. This "Tweedle-Speak" however - is equivalent to having your pants filled angry fire ants. The writers of WAA are in agreement. Tweedle-Speak is Tweedle-Fucked and ruins the experience of tweedling on any level. "And the sign said you've got to have a membership card to get inside." As the season of summer (winter for some) draws to it's mediocre middle we'd like everyone to take a moment and check to see where you've drawn your lines. And if the only line you find is the one other-wise known as the crack of your ass, then kudo's to you. You've accomplished what few do. Living online without borders and without limitations. You may even still have fun more often than you don't while spending time in this virtual time-sucking environment. If the line is something you've tapped out on your desk. You have problems we can't help you with. |
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| If you happen to find yourself suddenly surrounded by Tweedles - have your right-click finger prepared to mute. Start by warming up with a few practice clicks. Pick several abusive or irritating regulars which by either the grace of God, or possibly blue-tag has been allowed to continue to frequent and abuse Worlds Addicts, and click away. (Before anyone gets their panties in bunch, we are aware they aren't that easy to be rid of) They won't know the difference and are quite used to being ignored. Now that you're finger is limber don't be afraid to use it. At all costs sanity while among the insane must be preserved. After a heavy muting session, be sure to soak your finger in something warm and soft. Be gentle and take care of it, you never know when you'll be attacked by another Tweedle-Swarm. |
| Nightmares Of a Worlds Addict |
| 10. Discovering everyone has known your "secret" Worlds ID all along. 09. Having the naked pictures of yourself that you gave to your gf/bf found on the Worlds Peeps site. 08. Finding out that your Worlds other is NOT the sex you thought they were. 07. The default av for an expired VIP returning to Holden. 06. When you log into GZ - EVERYone is wearing your av! 05. The games offering free VIP as prizes are discontinued and replaced by a "tweedle for your cyber" game. 04. "Name That Song" becomes "Name That Recycle" 03. Your REAL world discovers the REAL you. 02. Worlds creates a rule stating your avatar must properly represent your true physical self. 01. You got your tweedle lover pregnant they muliply and take over Worlds. |
| Adam Sandler Astrology |
| Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you arean idiot. more.. Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to .. more.. |
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| Having a birthday this month? What's your sign say about you? Click HERE for all signs. |
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| - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
| TweedlePanic - 08/01/04 |
| Bionic Beaver Ingredients: 2 oz Vodka (Absolut) 2 oz Southern Comfort 2 oz Sloe gin 2 oz Gin 2 oz Grenadine 12 oz Beer (Busch) 7-Up Orange juice Mixing instructions: Put a little crushed ice in the bottom of the pitcher, then the beer, and then the shots. Then top off the pitcher with equal amounts of Orange Juice and 7-Up. Stir. Drink Information: Category: Punch / Party Drink Alcohol: Alcoholic Serve in: Pitcher |
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| Bert and Ernies Guide to Eroticism. Remember to have a pen and paper ready to take notes. MMMM CLICK HERE |
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| The Confused Couch |
| Perfectly placed in GZ |
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| When Tweedles Attack |
