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| Worlds Addicts Annonymous |
| Featured Article |
| This Month's Tribute |
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| This Month's Theme Song "Under My Thumb" |
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| Off The Wall |
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| Hair Of The Dog |
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| Featured Tip |
Maybe it's just the season. It being the month of June. The month traditionally known for weddings and romance. WAA has decided to show you, our fellow addicts, the kinder and gentler side of our addiction. Yes, that's right, we can play nice too. Very nice. *winks* To start things off we'd like to retract a statement in last months "Top 12 Ways to Break the HUG Habit". You are NOT a crack ho for using macro's. We truly did only use it because it was pretty fucking funny at the time. Oh, sorry.. we probably shouldn't swear if we're going to try and be kind right? Yeah.. fuck that. At any rate.. there really is nothing wrong with all the fancy trimmings and in fact we quite miss seeing them brightening up main chat. We do however enjoy the lack of "death-hugs" as we've dubbed them. In other words: main-killing-hug-fests. As for the controversy of who we really are? Don't you have anything better to do with your time? .. Maybe knitting? Crochet? Cleaning up after other people. I'm sure there is a zoo out there who needs your assistance with "clean up".. Lets get a few things straight and out on the board for all to see. Not just tucked away on a message board that fellow addicts may or may not have seen. 1. Yes - we do love Worlds. We're addicts. And with all addictions comes a love/hate relationship. 2. And we're really getting bored with this one. Let us just say that no, we are not Khz, Valacasa and/or Ganja. Although it's possible some of us may have a split personality disorder, none of those personalities currently frequent Worlds using any of those ID's. 3. Never did we say we knew who was REALLY in charge of Worlds. lol.. we simply asked the question "Do YOU?" Get it right. 4. Crybabies? No, just a little jaded ty. But hey, better to have a diaper that's full of shit than a personality that is. Ooooooo ouch. 5. SirG - we have no prob with him. We never said we could do better. In fact, he seems to have a better sense of humour than some people. Maybe there are a few of you out there who could take some lessons from our blue-tagged friend. 6. We don't think or say that most Worlds members are liars, or fakes. We happen to know a lot of great people in our favorite chat place. Most of them visit this site - and all of them have a good sense of humour and don't mind poking fun at some of Worlds truths. 7. This could take forever. Fuck it. |
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| Worlds Marriage Vows |
| June 2004 |
| Under 18yrs? Over-fucking-sensitive? GET THE FUCK OUT. Come back when you get a sense of humour and/or are legal. |
| Kinder, Softer.. Gentler WAA? |
| KHZ |
| For putting up with all the bullshit accusations caused by our site. |
| Tip to WAA staff members: Next month, stick to a planned theme for WAA's issue. Defending your site and your humour to a minority of narrow minded people who will never understand, agree or want to see the full scope or humour WAA has to offer - is a complete waste of pixels. Tip to fellow addicts: Placing a small piece of clear tape over the "m" and "o" keys, possibly a full plastic covering, will add years to the life-span of your keyboard. |
| Worlds Weddings |
| Getting hitched on Worlds? dumb-dumb-te-dumb .. oh.. right.. kinder, gentler WAA for June. Lets try this one more time. Having a Worlds Wedding? Here's a fun link for you and your special other to make it "official". As official as anything done in a virtual 3D enviroment can be. We don't have a lot of faith in Worlds marrages at WAA although there are a few of you out there who have made it through the sabatauge attempts from others and managed to keep what you have going.. good for you. Get your Virtual Marriage Certificate HERE Kinder.. Gentler WAA.. this is not easy. So your Worlds Marriage didn't work out? We understand.. those seven days were probably the longest of your life. Get a Virtual divorce HERE |
| Cherry Bomber |
| 1 part Vodka 1 part Cherry vodka 1 part Amaretto 1 part Sloe gin 1 part Southern Comfort 2 parts Sweet and sour 4 parts 7-Up Mixing instructions: Mix all parts together and serve cold! |
| 10. I will never give your av code to another. This, is my solemn vow. 09. The world we build together will be a private one for you and I, no other shall ever enter under a false ID and attempt to "play house" with us. This, is my solemn vow. 08. During cyber-sex, I promise to never surf the net, paint my nails or chat with others while politely "mmm'ing" and "yesssss'ing" in our whisper box. This, is my solemn vow. 07. During cyber-sex, I promise to never copy and paste the same cyber that I've used with another mate. This, is my solemn vow. 06. I promise to always have your name at the top of my friends list and I will whisper you the second your name lights up on it.. This is my solemn vow. 05. No whisper shall come before ours, for-saking all others. This, is my solemn vow. 04. Angry, flirty, happy, sad or horny, I will remain by your side. This, is my solemn vow. 03. As my one and only, only you will have permission to invade my personal space and have your av stand next to/IN mine. This, is my solemn vow. 02. I promise to always defend you be it through the use of gratuitous virtual-violence, threats or tattle-taling; or by simply telling the truth. This, is my solemn vow. 01. As my cherished Worlds spouse, I will never ask that you request permission to port to me. And if by chance you port and find me in the arms of another, I promise it was worth it. This, is my solemn vow. |
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| We agree. Please see our Featured Tip for March This topic is definitely worthy of further discussion and a pet peeve shared by many Worlds Addicts. |
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| - "No, I don't want to play 'bad bad black sheep' with you." |
| 06-04 Getting Wooly |
