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| Salem Witch -------------------- Ingredients: 1/2 oz Vodka 1/2 oz Raspberry schnapps 1/2 oz Midori melon liqueur Splash Lime juice Splash Grenadine Fill with 2/3 Sour mix Fill with Soda water Mixing instructions: In a collins glass with ice, pour vodka, midori, and raspberry schnapps. Add a splash of lime juice. Fill 2/3 with sour mix and the rest with soda water (or seltzer). Stir gently, and finally top with a splash of grenadine. |
| Amazing at it seems - WAA has been around pressing buttons, slapping ass's and rolling around shamelessly on the floor while sharing some of our fun - and not so fun - observations of our fellow Worlds Addicts for an entire year now.. Surprisingly, this site began as a joke between a few friends which turned into something we just had to unleash on other addicts who share a slightly twisted sense of humour and who enjoy a good rant at the same time. The rest , is history. How very fitting it is that our one year anniversary on the web falls with the spooky month of Halloween. What do you think? Should we remove our masks? .. Nahhhh fuck it, it's not that important. While in therapy.. oh sorry "vacation" .. last month our psychiatrist/bartender gave some sage advice for the Weary Worlds Addict that we thought we'd pass along to the rest of you. He said, and I quote - "Maybe the fun isn't gone from Worlds, maybe the fun is gone from you." So we had another round or eight and drank a little liquid fun and considered this idea while discussing the pangs of addiction and came to this conclusion: The dude is seriously fucked up if he thinks WE have lost our FUN inner selves. Asshole. So, fellow addicts. WAA is back for another year - or until we get bored. Whichever comes first. |
| When digging your own Worlds Grave don't forget to wear a good pair of work gloves. If you're out there trying to gain the sympathy vote from the people around you by your amazing and un-fucking-believable round of bad "Worlds" luck you should at least do us the courtesy of covering your tracks a bit better as you fake your entire Worlds Life. Make your Worlds life somewhat credible by sticking to your original story as much as possible. Mixing up lies such as "Nooo I'm not married baby (accompanied by a sleazy smile) with "Dammmm I wish my wife/husband would do that to me" is just half-assed, plain and simple. What to do when busted? That depends. Good Person: Own up to it, repent and pray to God the person you fucked over will let you live. Bitch/Jackass: What you always do. Make a new ID and try again. |
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| Be PROUD of your addiction no matter how fucking twisted it is. |
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| Under 18yrs? Over-fucking-sensitive? GET THE FUCK OUT. Come back when you get a sense of humour and/or are legal. |
| WAA Survives First Year - Medical Bills Prove Costly |
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| Know someone in worlds who either IS or behaves like an ASS? .. Bet you didn't need to think to long about that ;-) .. Send an ASS-o-gram and let them know you care. |
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