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WAA ~ Worlds Addicts Anonymous
Would Like To Wish All Of Our Friends and Foe

(Foe?  We mean enemies.. admit it.  We all have them.  If it weren't for enemies we wouldn't have become the twisted, jaded Worlds users that we are.  So to all of our "Foe"  --  Piss off!!)
As is always the case: If you're not 18 yrs or older,  have no sense of humour or are over-fucking-sensative -  GET OUT.
Here's to another year of heart-break, Back-stabbing and brown nosing.

Here's to another year of ruthless people, of  heartess fucks,  liars and cheaters.

Here's to textures and texture makers.  Even the ones that suck because they're better than anything most of us could create.

To the hundreds (well, 40 or so..) of chatters  spread out over the vast streaming and downloadable worlds -- Whom we shall never meet because we won't leave our comfort zones although  we do nothing but bitch and complain that Worlds is dead. 

Here's to another year of slutty av's.. banned accounts and endless harrassment and bullying by  certain "old" Worlds members who think that just because they've "Been around" for so fucking long they own the place. 

Here's to the people who don't put up with Worlds bully's and tell them to shove thier arrogant attitudes up their tight little asses where they belong. 

Here's to another year of rumour, of scandal and Pengy roasts.

Here's to friends and lovers.  Lovers who are friends, and those who are only here to cyber -  as pathetic as you are.

To our Worlds Builders.  May your Worlds lives improve so that the addiction of your friendships overcome the  addiction of Shaper.

Here's to another year of gamma's, shaper magic, cat-fights, brawls  and "Host's with the Most"

And here's to a full year of WAA and our endless pit of sarcasm. To the people who have a sense of humour and enjoy our site,  we thank you. 

Please raise your 3D glass in whichever World it is that you call "home" and join us in a New Year's toast.









May  your codes be short,
Your lag be light,
And whispers hot & heavy
in 2004.

HAPPY NEW YEAR
FEATURED ARTICLE:
A WORLDS TOAST/ROAST:
Why "ASL"  Should Be Terms for Booting

You're standing around, chatting with your friends etc.. and out of nowhere this "newbie" (I'm trying very hard here to NOT think recycled) invades your space with that little grey box.  And what wisdom is held there within that all encompassing shadow of a real whisper? 

"ASL?"

How pathetic.  To all you "ASL'ers" out there.  GIVE IT UP!!  You're not going to make many friends or get any ass if you go around asl'ing the unsuspecting.  It's RUDE. It's unbelievabley annoying and a sure fired way to get the brush off.  I mean, who cares how old,  if they're a guy or a chick and where they are in the first 30 seconds of a conversation anyway? Is that info really going to change your life??  Take the fucking time to talk to someone and maybe, just maybe you'll find out these things in a more 'user friendly' way. And hell, if you're lucky you might even get that piece of ass we all  know you're really after. I can hear some of you saying "but it's an ice-breaker" .. Well, no.. it's not.  What it is, is an invitation for a hammer over your stupid head.  Get a clue. Don't ASL. 
1.  To be nicer to Newbies.

2.  Cut back on Pengy dinners.

3.  Not assume every newbie is a Recycle.

4.  Stop trying to cyber other   ppl's g/f's and/or b/f's.

5.  Change my av's clothes at
     LEAST once a month.

6.  Stop fantasizing about SirGemini.

7.  Reduce the size of my hugs.

8.  Become a "main" maniac.

9.  Eat one meal a day away from Worlds. Eventually  this will include the computer.. small steps.

10. To organize a hostile take-
over of the lesser known Worlds.  Convert the  scattered inhabitants into   "Social Butterflies"  (See our  Worlds  Personality Test)
TOP TEN
WORLDS
New Year RESOLUTIONS:
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Previous Top Ten Lists:

Virtual Christmas Gifts
Worlds Worst Pick Up Lines

Ways To Spot A Recycled
Signs You Have A Worlds Addiction
WORLDS QUIZZES:

Are You A Successful Recycle?
The Worlds Personality Test
The Worlds Gossip Test


      Ok we know the latest quiz still isn't ready.  It's been a busy fucking holiday season.  It's completion is on my NY's resolution list..
DISCLAIMER
DECEMBER ISSUE 2003
HOLIDAY CHEER..
... In a glass...

      
Berry Berry Jello Shooters

Slurp these babies up and get ready to celebrate!

1 Sm Berry Blue Jell-O gelatin
1 C Boiling water
1/2 C Cold water
1/2 C Strawberry Schnapps

Mix as directed on box, using schnapps with the cold water.  Pour into small paper cups or into a pan and refrigerate.

If using pan method, cut into squares to serve. 
Sorry but we didn't think to hang on to the first few issues of WAA..  Starting with Dec's issue we'll begin making old issues available.
Blast From The Past:
Corpse Reviver II

yield: 1 serving

shot of lemon juice
shot of Kina Lillet [French Vermouth]
shot of Cointreau
shot of dry Gin
a dash of absinthe

Shaken and strained.

WARNING:
Four of these taken in swift succession will unrevive the corpse again
HAIR OF THE DOG:
THIS MONTH'S TRIBUTE:
All Hail the Porcelain Throne
(WAA is a strong supportor of the coalition to end ASL)

The featured texture in the above pic is T7afk

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